November 2004

A win, a win! Finally, a win!

November 13, 2004 Penn State Football

The Nittany Lions went to Bloomington favored by three and a half points. Having watched every Penn State game this year, I felt that if I were to be so crass as to bet on college sports, I would take Indiana and the points. Remember that Indiana has never beaten Penn State in nine opportunities. [...]

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Shakespeare Lionized

November 10, 2004 Penn State Football

I’m not advocating that Joe off himself with his bare bodkin and consequently shuffle off this mortal coil. Forsooth! In terms of the Penn State football program, outrageous fortune exists no more, but the slings and arrows are nevertheless merciless and brutal. Paterno needs to his quietus make and do what is best for him and the program.

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How Low Can You Go?

November 7, 2004 Penn State Football

Accordingly, risking the ultimate Thanksgiving penalty, this turkey will stick his neck out in proposing the following three-step program, guaranteed to produce results!

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Back to Business

November 3, 2004 General

The wounds caused by the lengthy and vitriolic campaign will heal, because we’re a great country with great people who happen to disagree on issues—at some times, more dramatically than at others.

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