Cats’ paw prints have a central pad and four toe pads. So why do so many Penn State logo items have a five-toed paw print? After a recent visit to State College, the Nittany Turkey sought an answer to this important question.
If every time you look at that damn five-toed paw, you get the feeling that something unnatural has happened, you’re not alone. During Michigan weekend I spotted both four- and five-toed paw prints. The five-toed paw was disconcerting and annoying. I even saw face painters carefully painting five-toe prints on people’s faces. It’s a pervasive conspiracy!
Could the Nittany Lion have strayed too close to Three-Mile Island, spawning offspring with an extra toe? Or are Penn State’s marketing people just so stupid that they think cats actually have five toes in front?
This Turkey, whose footprints no one wants, was impelled to research this perversion of nature, eventually finding a reasonable explanation in an issue of The Daily Collegian published back in September, 2005. The article was entitled History of the paw: The truth behind a popular Penn State symbol is revealed. Read it if you’re interested in the story of this abomination and help stamp out the five-toed lion!