April 2007

Ruckus at the Meridian — The Aftermath

April 29, 2007 Penn State Football

What will happen to the Penn State defense now that some of its prominent members are in deep shit? I don’t know. No one else does, either. Maybe Joe knows, but he isn’t talking—yet.

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Levi Goes at #5

April 29, 2007 Penn State Football

With the first three rounds of the NFL Draft now concluded, all but one of the eligible Nittany Lions have been selected and one made the top five.

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Shock “Value”?

April 26, 2007 Television

Last night, the vacuous nonsense that is American Idol took a turn away from the usual vacuous nonsense to run a cheap imitation of a Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon. In the course of doing so, it might have inflicted some lasting emotional damage on one of its most promising contestants with a cheap stunt that was billed as “the biggest shock in American Idol history.”

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The Unthinkable Has Happened—Byebye Sanjaya!!

April 18, 2007 Television

Halfway through tonight’s American Idol results show, a smile broke out on Simon Scowl’s face as he uttered, “I’m beginning to sense something.”

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