November 2007

Braceless Turkey Neck

November 28, 2007 General

As you might or might not know, I underwent surgery in July to relieve cervical spinal cord compression. The surgery involved removing degenerated discs, replacing them with allografts, and fusing four cervical vertebrae (C3-C6). I’ve been wearing a cumbersome neck brace ever since. That era ended today. The neck brace that had been as much [...]

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Bradley Rumor

November 26, 2007 Penn State Football

A rumor floating around the Internet about a potential football coaching change at Pitt suggests that Dave Wannstedt will be promoted to athletic director and will be replaced as head coach by Tom Bradley.

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Eating Crow and Other Birds

November 24, 2007 Penn State Football

This Turkey’s so-called infallible season forecast was so putridly protounprescient that I might as well have predicted a (still somewhat mythical) national championship.

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Happy Thanksgiving

November 22, 2007 General

Having received his official Presidential pardon, this Turkey will now come out of hiding and wish all of you a very happy Thanksgiving!

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