March 2009

It’s a Nine-Horse Race

March 29, 2009 Television

The consummate boredom of American Idol is slowly abating as the also-rans are slowly eliminated. Last week’s have-not was Michael Sarver, the oil rig roughneck who was lucky to make the top ten in the first place.

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Larry Pleads Guilty

March 27, 2009 Penn State Football

Spring practice is here for the Nittany Lions, so I get to perk up and write some football news, for a change. Well, not really. I get to write about one of my favorite spoiled ingrate millionaire ex-Nittany Lions, Larry Johnson, Jr. Well, he’s too disgusting to write about. The Kansas City Chiefs’ running back [...]

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Farewell, Little “Dirty” Alexis

March 24, 2009 Television

This week, as Washington continues its sleight of hand smokescreen to convince us that the old conundrum, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help you” is not a joke, the mindless American Idol pseudo-entertainment is shifted forward one day, having been pre-empted by an Obama double-barreled Teleprompter extravaganza.

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