This one is for my Facebook friends and my former Facebook friends. The lyrics are sung to the tune of “The Great Pretender” by the Platters. If you’re under 50, you might not remember the song, but sing along anyway.
Oh yes, you're a great defriender Pretending that you're doing well Your need is such You defriend too much You're angry but now I can't tell Oh yes, you're a great defriender Adrift in a world of your own Facebook's the same but to your real shame You're drinking your Kool-Aid all alone Passive-aggressive is your feeling of make-believe Too furtive an action that Facebook will conceal Oh yes, you're a great defriender Just laughing and gay like a clown You seem to be a crackpot, you see You defriend me and don't make a sound Too slimy an action that Facebook will concealllllllll Oh yes, you're a barking moonbat Wearing tinfoil hats like a clown It must be my inflammatory posts, you see You defriend me and don't make a sound Pretending that I... Pretending that I care you're not around.
