Survivors of the NFL’s Terrible Swift Sword

NFLSince you didn’t ask, here are the Penn State survivors of cut-down Saturday, the day on which all but 53 ballers on each NFL team get to turn in their playbooks.

Arizona Bishops – Levi Brown

Atlanta Falcoons – Andrew Szczerba (IR)

Baltimore Cravens – A.Q. Shipley

Chicago Bores – Robbie Gould

Cincinnati Bungles – Devon Still

Dallas Homeboys – Sean Lee

Green Bay Peckers – Andrew Quarless

Jacksonville Jag-wires – Brett Brackett and Paul Posluszny

KC Jefes – Tamba Hali

Miami Fins – Jared Odrick and Cameron Wake

Minnesota Vikes – Gerald Hodges and Michael Mauti

New York Jints – Dan Conner

Oakland Black Holers – Jack Crawford, Matt McGloin, and Stefen Wisniewski

Yinzburgh Stillers – Derek Moye

San Diego Chardonnays – Rich Ornberger and Johnnie Troutman

San Francisco 48ers and I’ll owe you one – NaVorro Bowman and Nate Stupar

Seattle Seaturkeys – Jordan Hill

Washington Injuns – Evan Royster

Notable multi-year veterans released on waivers:  Bryan Scott (11), Bills; Aaron Maybin (5), Bungles; Chaz Powell (2), Peckers; Dennis Landolt (4), Jets; Deon Butler (5), Chargers; Michael Robinson (8), Seahawks; Josh Hull (4), Rams; Jordan Norwood (5), Bucs; and Tim Shaw (7), Titans.


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