From the daily archives:

Friday, September 28, 2007

I didn’t need the money, ’cause I deal dope.

September 28, 2007

The headline above constitutes part of LaVon Chisley’s legal defense—he couldn’t have killed PSU senior Langston Carraway during the commission of an armed robbery because he made between $400 and $1,000 per week selling marijuana.

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Official Post-Neck Brace Photo

September 28, 2007

As this ancient, battered Turkey gradually heals from the great neckal fusion movement, he rediscovered his turkey neck with the removal of the dreaded neck brace for long enough to take a hike in the woods.

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