Trouble in Happy Valley

There’s breaking news about a rape incident involving a female student, alcohol, and possibly—just possibly—a member of the Nittany Lion football team. No further news is expected until tomorrow morning and speculation abounds, as one would expect. I will not mention the names brought up in rumors, but I will say that the offense could take a hit (or not) if what I’ve been reading turns out to be true. Initial story with sketchy details here.

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2 Responses to “Trouble in Happy Valley”

  1. We’ve reduced our fumbling output by about 66%.

    Great way to end a shitty career, isn’t it?

  2. Biggest fumble of his life if the rumors turn out to be true. Wonder how many times during football season he was out drinking at 4 AM and how many fumbles were caused by the shakes. Being hung over on game day would explain a lot.

    Unlike Ed Johnson, I don’t think there’s an NFL career in the offing for this lad. Accordingly, I hope we’re not seeing the genesis of another Chisleyesque tragedy.

    Shitty end, indeed.

    —TNT

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