Yo, yo, Randy! What the hell were you smoking when you lauded Jason Castro’s ukulele accompanied song on Tuesday night? Did you pass some of it to Simon, too? Is the next American Idol also going to be the next Tiny Tim?
Simon and Randy agreed that “Jason is back!” Redhead and I agreed that It Sucked. Who’s right?
That’s subjective, I know, but when you consider that the voting demographic is not replete with the ladies from Canasta Night at The Villages, why would you expect that Jason would do well with that crap? I suppose if Taylor Hicks can be an American Idol, anyone can!
David Archuleta delivered another winner, and is safe.
Surprisingly, plucky, leggy Kristy Lee Cook, who did a Martina McBride number that was right up her alley (and this Turkey would like to get right up her alley), will be safe for another week. Her confidence is growing, and she might be good for another couple of weeks. I think that her popularity with the voters is increasing.
Carly Smithson might have hurt herself a lot with her song selection. If she manages to hang on, how about putting some duct tape over that damn tattoo?
Syesha Mercado wasn’t bad, so I think her ass is safe. Same for Michael Johns and David Cook. No great shakes for any of these three, but they’ll survive.
Well, let’s see…who does that leave? Ahh, Brooke White. This Turkey believes that it will be sayonara for Brooky tonight. Her voice was shaky on Tuesday, and it left me wanting to see less of her. So, it’s goodbye for Brooke tonight, methinks.
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Oh that’s Jordin from last season–she has gotten heavier. It suits her.
Was she the winner last season?
Jordin is hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
She’s only 18, right?
Yes, she won last year.
She was last season’s winner. For some reason, her name didn’t ring a bell.
It was she and that Blake character last year in the finals.
Blake Lewis, I think.
Yeah, I remember Blake.
Here we go!
Take a stool, Jason!!!
Jason Castro:
I predict he’ll go to the bottom three.
Okay. Wrong again.
They listened to the damn judges.
SAVE KRISTY!!!!
Kristy?
I’m afraid to predict. I would vote “safe.”
Got it right.
YESSSSS!!!!!
Micheal? Wow.
I think it’s either Syesha (sp?) or Carly.
Carly might be out the window this week and I won’t have to look at that damn tattoo. Or it might be Syesha, but I don’t think it will be Michael.
What do you think, Turkey?
Mikhail Australnikov
What I think is Carly bites the dust.
And for her swan song, she’ll show us her SECRET tattoo!
Yes, Michael is safe, no doubt.
I think it could go either way for the girls. I think Carly will get the boot but then I’ve been wrong all evening. Still, I think the audience will go that way.
Her “secret” tatoo? Maybe you have a “secret” thing for Carly?
Bono—he’s arrogant…but I still like him.
The other factor that nobody likes to talk about is that the audience and, hence the voters, are pretty much overwhelmingly white, so Syesha won’t get the Obama vote.
Here’s Hill. Lighten up, babe. You’ll get another chance.
McCain. You sound parched.
Obama. He’s got my vote (and I don’t think he’s an Idol).
Ohhh, Paula has an opinion.
Oh, that’s cruel.
This whole show has been commercials.
That’s Hollywood.
Your vote for Obama is predictable. I’m voting for Nader.
That’s cruel, Turkey.
That’s Longwood.
Michael is safe, already.
Keep dreamin’ Michael–you’re safe.
Carly is already pissed off.
Well, we’re totally wrong tonight.
This is f–cked up. I don’t get this.
What b–shit.
I didn’t think Dream On was all THAT bad.
The way they did this was really cruel. Is this to trump up ratings?
How clueless these people–or producers–are.
Sad.
They don’t take his other performances into account?
I think that sort of sadism is characteristic of the producers, who delight in showing us all the crappy auditions just to make fun of the people.
Turkey, is he the one who did Queen?
Yes, he is.
OK, byebye Stephen Tyler…I’m going back to work.
Goodnight, Red!
I’m p—sed.
The producers probably thought this would be a dramatic song to go out with. That’s the way they think.
G’Night, Turkey.
Dream on!
OK, calm down for ER…catchya later!