American Idol

Who wins? Who cares? What’s hollow?

May 20, 2009 Television

Those of you who stick with the whole thing to see which one of these two guys whose CDs I would never buy anyhow will win this thing deserve a medal from the Queen.

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Anticlimactic Final?

May 19, 2009 Television

This year, it has long seemed like Adam Lambert is the forgone conclusion, but the history of the fickle voters suggests that it is a mistake to count out his opponent, Kris Allen, prematurely.

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Danny Go Get Your Keys (Get It?)

May 13, 2009 Television

This Mouse will be happily watching Game Seven of the Penguins-Capitals series tonight, so American Idol commentary is left in the capable hands of the intrepid Runnin’ Redhead.

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Two More Weeks!

May 12, 2009 Television

The title refers to the fact that we’re getting down to the short strokes with American Idol’s eight season. This week, we eliminate Danny, and next week we watch the anticlimactic face-off between Kris and Adam, and guess who will win?

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