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Chisley Gets Life

September 29, 2007

See full story in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

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I didn’t need the money, ’cause I deal dope.

September 28, 2007

The headline above constitutes part of LaVon Chisley’s legal defense—he couldn’t have killed PSU senior Langston Carraway during the commission of an armed robbery because he made between $400 and $1,000 per week selling marijuana.

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Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza — An Al Qaeda Plot?

September 16, 2007

Who the hell thought up this latest food travesty? Osama bin Laden? I just saw the associated Domino’s commercial for the first time during an NFL game and I’m suitably disgusted.

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Is Paris Burning?

May 5, 2007

America’s darling, young heiress Paris Hilton, was sentenced to 45 days behind bars today.

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