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Chisley Gets Life

September 29, 2007 Penn State Football

See full story in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

I didn’t need the money, ’cause I deal dope.

September 28, 2007 Penn State Football

The headline above constitutes part of LaVon Chisley’s legal defense—he couldn’t have killed PSU senior Langston Carraway during the commission of an armed robbery because he made between $400 and $1,000 per week selling marijuana.

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Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza — An Al Qaeda Plot?

September 16, 2007 General

Who the hell thought up this latest food travesty? Osama bin Laden? I just saw the associated Domino’s commercial for the first time during an NFL game and I’m suitably disgusted.

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