Health Care

Official Post-Neck Brace Photo

September 28, 2007 General

As this ancient, battered Turkey gradually heals from the great neckal fusion movement, he rediscovered his turkey neck with the removal of the dreaded neck brace for long enough to take a hike in the woods.

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Pain in the Neck Redux

September 18, 2007 General

This Turkey wishes to share his turkey neck with his vast legion of readers. A diagnosis of severe spinal cord compression at C3-4 led to a bout with the neurosurgeon’s knife–Jonathan Livingston Greenberg vs. the Abominable Turkey. As you know, I survived (I think).

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Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza — An Al Qaeda Plot?

September 16, 2007 General

Who the hell thought up this latest food travesty? Osama bin Laden? I just saw the associated Domino’s commercial for the first time during an NFL game and I’m suitably disgusted.

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The Turkey Takes a Break

July 1, 2007 General

I’ll be having major surgery on Tuesday, July 10. In the meanwhile, I’m going to be pretty busy getting things in order, so I thought I would take this opportunity to let my vast readership, both of you, know that I’ll be taking a break from writing this drivel.

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