Humor

Ernest Borgnine and the Secret of Long Life

August 19, 2008 General

Here’s Ernest Borgnine (age 91) voicing his secret about how to live forever.

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The woods are a-callin’

June 13, 2008 General

Now that spring turkey season is over, this Turkey is going to hie his feathered butt into the woods for a couple of weeks. Thus, there will be no loquacious drivel emanating from this keyboard for a while.

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Another Catchphrase to Pick On

November 1, 2007 General

Bill Cowher used to use it all the time delivering non-responses to questions during his press conferences. It seems to have caught on with players, too, when they don’t want to say something.

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Pain in the Neck Redux

September 18, 2007 General

This Turkey wishes to share his turkey neck with his vast legion of readers. A diagnosis of severe spinal cord compression at C3-4 led to a bout with the neurosurgeon’s knife–Jonathan Livingston Greenberg vs. the Abominable Turkey. As you know, I survived (I think).

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