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And the good news is that Mac geek is gone!

November 9, 2006 General

Apple is dumping Justin Long, the “I’m a Mac” geek.

Just Foolin’ Around

August 27, 2006 General

So, in my post entitled More on the Paterno Sculpture, I speculated that the sculptor had given the old coach the smile of Alfred E. Neuman minus the missing tooth and the glasses of Harry Caray. So, today, having better things to do, I fired up Photoshop to see whether my description bore any relation to the reality of the sculpture.

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Project Planet?

July 20, 2006 General

I know I told you I would be on vacation, but I can’t help writing about something that has titillated me for quite a while. I was reminded of it this evening when I got to my hotel room. I instantly spotted the placard on the pillow. There it was—the thinly veiled attempt by the hotel’s management to save labor, water, and detergent costs. Yes, my faithful readers, it was the dreaded Project Planet guilt card!

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Almost Famous

July 10, 2006 General

Well, not really. The Orlando Sentinel went to the trouble of sending a photographer out on location to shoot some pictures of me looking pissed off standing next to a road sign.

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