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Trouble in Brooklyn, A One-Act Play

December 12, 2008

Scene I. Saturday. Kerryman’s Tavern. [Inside a seedy Irish Bar, two rough and tumble Irishmen, Declan and Mark, sit at the bar discussin' their disdain for the situation in Brooklyn with Mark’s son Paddy.] Mark: I don’t like what’s goin’ on with the Big Wop. My son was suppose ta get a bigger piece of [...]

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Back Home in Native-Americanana

November 12, 2008

Let’s be politically correct, shall we? There is no way we can keep on using the I-word in a state name. No, man. Not in this day and age. It is horrible hate speech, shamefully directed at the dusky skinned, colorfully named billionaires who own all those casinos. Pure wealth envy. This Turkey will not stand for it. Henceforth, we shall refer to the state located between Ohio and Illinois as Native-Americanana. I know you’ll be happy about that.

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I Didn’t Get Your Kwanzaa Card Yet!

December 16, 2007

It’s the Turkey’s favorite time of the year, a time when the rum-laced eggnog flows free, healthy, young trees are chopped down for symbolic decoration, materialism abounds, and thanks to the idiotic political correctness movement, people get maximally confused about how they should greet each other.

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Silly Little Fairy!

June 15, 2006

The title of this post is a line that is—or was—in a Dodge Caliber commercial that has been hitting the airwaves for a couple of months. Apparently, the tiny but vocal “gay lobby” once again has been offended by “hateful words,” prompting at least one network to air a censored version of the commercial with “silly little fairy” chopped out of it. Sounds bad, but in context it is innocuous.

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