political correctness

Unlabel Me

October 12, 2011 General

I’m no longer a Republican. I am what I am and that’s all what I am.

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Trouble in Brooklyn, A One-Act Play

December 12, 2008 Penn State Football

Scene I. Saturday. Kerryman’s Tavern. [Inside a seedy Irish Bar, two rough and tumble Irishmen, Declan and Mark, sit at the bar discussin' their disdain for the situation in Brooklyn with Mark’s son Paddy.] Mark: I don’t like what’s goin’ on with the Big Wop. My son was suppose ta get a bigger piece of [...]

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Back Home in Native-Americanana

November 12, 2008 Penn State Football

Let’s be politically correct, shall we? There is no way we can keep on using the I-word in a state name. No, man. Not in this day and age. It is horrible hate speech, shamefully directed at the dusky skinned, colorfully named billionaires who own all those casinos. Pure wealth envy. This Turkey will not stand for it. Henceforth, we shall refer to the state located between Ohio and Illinois as Native-Americanana. I know you’ll be happy about that.

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I Didn’t Get Your Kwanzaa Card Yet!

December 16, 2007 General

It’s the Turkey’s favorite time of the year, a time when the rum-laced eggnog flows free, healthy, young trees are chopped down for symbolic decoration, materialism abounds, and thanks to the idiotic political correctness movement, people get maximally confused about how they should greet each other.

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