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Da Kid is Back

March 19, 2008 Television

On American Idol Tuesday night, the seventeen year-old who looks all of thirteen, David Archuleta, stole the show. He will have no problems advancing to the next round.

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It’s the Cs

March 12, 2008 Television

Chikezie and Carly Smithson nailed their Lennon-McCartney performances Tuesday night on American Idol. I’m psyched about Chikezie—when he’s good, he’s damn good.

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Hey Redhead! It’s that time again!

March 11, 2008 Television

While other Penn State bloggists dream away their off-season speculating on the great mystery of Joe Paterno’s contract, pontificating about which recruit will be the next great Austin Scott or LaVon Chisley, providing blow-by-blow descriptions of each of Terrell Pryor’s pugilistic performances, and documenting the Centre County trial docket, which is replete with half the Nittany Lions football roster, this Turkey sidesteps all that bullshit until there’s some real damn news, taking his annual sojourn into the true theater of the absurd—the always inane, largely irrelevant, and somehow addictive American Idol.

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