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OSU 38, PSU 14

November 14, 2010 Penn State Football

If someone from Mars were to have seen the first half of the Penn State – Ohio State game and then immediately put into a coma for the return trip to his planet, upon wakening he would have asked, “By how much did Penn State win?” He would have been shocked out of his Size 3 Martian shorts when he was informed that Penn State wound up being blown out 38-14.

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Lackluster day for offense; great day for defense!

October 5, 2008 Penn State Football

It is sad to this Turkey that in Joe Tiller’s final year of coaching the Purdue Boilermakers, the fans in West Lafayette are so indifferent as to leave large expanses of the stadium unfilled, lending a new meaning to their purloined concept of a “black-out.” Furthermore, it seemed apparent that Purdue played like they were going to lose and, in fact, threw in the towel in the fourth quarter when the outcome was still in doubt in everyone’s minds but their own.

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Magniloquent Monday

October 15, 2007 Penn State Football

The USA Today coaches’ poll puts Penn State at #25, so whoop-dee-doo, we’re back in business after beating #19 Wisconsin.

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