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Don’t Read This, Redhead — Spoilers Below

May 13, 2008 Television

Well, according to Sir Wannabe (Simon Cowell, that is), David Cook won the evening’s competition, with which I agree. I also agreed with Paula Abdul when she said that Syesha’s performance was not good enough to get her through to the final. But she sure as hell looks good! (Syesha, not Paula, although the latter ain’t bad for her age.) Archuleta, of course, got the unanimous endorsement of all three judges.

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Certifiably Insane

May 13, 2008 Television

On a night when televised NBA and NHL playoffs involve teams of great interest to me, I’ll be watching American Idol.

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Justice is Served

May 8, 2008 Television

This Turkey can watch American Idol sober next week! America voted and this time America agreed with the Foul Fowl. Jason Castro, whose act had deteriorated to badder than bad over the past four or five weeks, was mercifully eliminated from the competition, leaving just three good players and two good weeks of spirited, singing ass off performances.

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Correction: JaSoN is GoNe!!

May 6, 2008 Television

After watching tonight’s Idol, I have to revise my prediction. If Jason stays around past tomorrow night, I won’t be able to watch this shit sober anymore!

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