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Penn State Football

Big 10/12 Divisions for 2011

September 1, 2010

The Big Ten Conference, now composed of twelve schools, has just announced how it will split the conference. The new divisions are not yet named, so I’ll call them Division A and Division B. Division A: Illinois, Indiana, Ohio State, Penn State, Purdue, and Wisconsin Division B: Iowa, Michigan, Moo U., Minnesota, Nebraska, and Northwestern [...]

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Report: Bolden Starting QB

September 1, 2010

True freshman Robert Bolden has been tapped as the Nittany Lions’ starting quarterback for the Youngstown State game, according to Bob Flounders of the Harrisburg Patriot-News. Flounders reports that two sources advised him about the decision, one of whom stated that all three quarterbacks were notified but told to keep their mouths shut. Maybe the [...]

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Another Blotto Nittany Lion Benched

September 1, 2010

Clint Gyory, the current wearer of the Nittany Lion costume, was benched indefinitely after being charged with public drunkenness and criminal mischief. The 20 year-old junior was so crocked that he crawled into the bed of a pickup truck and passed out. On his way to his impromptu bed, he ripped a mirror off of [...]

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The Rough Road Ahead

August 31, 2010

This will be a troubled season for the Nittany Lions. Quarterback uncertainty, punting uncertainty, offensive line uncertainty, linebacker uncertainty, and defensive secondary uncertainty will together conspire to batter hopeful Lions fan this year. Couple this with still unanswered questions about octogenarian head coach Joe Paterno’s health, and you’ve got a mediocre season in the making.

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