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Mounjaro Weekly Rant: Big Pharma, Little Pharma, No Pharma

Posted on September 30, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 1 Comment

Mounjaro

This is my weekly Mounjaro update, which chronicles my progress with the current vogue GLP-1/GIP-1 drug. Writing is therapeutic for me, and if it provides a modicum of useful information to my readers, I’m happy.

First, I want to comment on a hot topic. An Internet rumor is circulating about the possible end of compounded tirzepatide, the generic version of Mounjaro and Zepbound. After I blow enough wind about that rumor and its implications, I’ll get to my numbers. This will be a shorter overall rant than last week’s because we both deserve a break.

In Reddit We Trust

The hot, rapidly spreading Reddit rumor is that the USFDA is preparing to remove Mounjaro and Zepbound from the shortage list in October. This is causing great distress among those who rely on compounding pharmacies for a cheaper alternative than the branded drugs. The basis for the rumor is an FDA response to a citizen’s query, in which that regulatory organization unwittingly dropped a hint about the shortage’s end. The upshot is that if the FDA says, “no shortage”, compounding pharmacies will not be permitted to sell tirzepatide.

No doubt, Eli Lilly & Company, the manufacturer of Mounjaro and Zepbound (both of which are brand names for tirzepatide), will push the FDA to move their case along. Of course, aggrieved parties, namely, the compounding pharmacies, will file lawsuits. Likely, Eli Lilly, a huge multinational corporation with deep pockets and massive lobbying influence, will prevail. Once the ball starts rolling, it is just a matter of time before the compounders are unable to sell tirzepatide. The headline will read, “Big Pharma to Little Pharma: Drop Dead!“

Compound Fractures

Two types of compounders, designated by their legal classification 503a and 503b, are affected. Right now, both sell uncompounded, generic tirzepatide, but after the drug comes off the shortage list, neither can legally do that.

In the case of 503a pharmacies, the good old-fashioned compounders, they still can accept legitimate prescriptions for compounded tirzepatide. Here, compounding means that the drug is mixed with Vitamin B12, for example, due to prescribed requirements for specific patients. However, they will need to stop selling uncompounded tirzepatide immediately.

A Hard Pill to Swallow

The 503b pharmacies, the ones that sell plain old tirzepatide, are typically mail-order pill mills. Some of them sprang up to sell boner pills after Pfizer created a market for them after the seminal introduction of Viagra (pun intended) and the fun drug subsequently went off patent. The FDA will allow a grace period during which 503b pharmacies can fulfill existing orders. I’m hearing that this can be for up to sixty days.

Presently, we are dealing with more speculation than fact. However, the shortage resolution will happen eventually if not in October, at which time the FDA will impose the restrictions. Certainly, Eli Lilly will push to hasten that outcome. It is their drug, they brought it to market at considerable expense for R&D, patentng, advertising, and production, so they want to protect what is theirs.

The parasitic compounders will suffer, as will those who opted to take the risk of using them. Ignorance of the enabling situation, namely, the necessarily temporary shortages of Mounjaro, Zepbound, Ozempic, and Wegovy, exacerbated by the marketing efforts of the compounders and their telehealth partners, lulled these patients into a false sense of security. What to do when the compounding channel goes away?

Will Widespread Panic Prevail?

I suspect that tirzepatide addicts using the compounded products will panic due to Internet-fed rumors about the supply shutdown. Some will exhort their doctors to prescribe compounded versions for which they might not have a specific need. However, Lilly has been getting nosy about such contrived scripts and I could see them using the courts to pressure doctors with the threat of losing their licenses.

Other tirzepatide junkies might order huge quantities of the precious drug. Either they will feed their own habits or, when the dawn of profitability realization breaks on their thick skulls, they might enter the resale market, which, of course, is illegal as hell.

Any way you slice it, there will be chaos in the tirzepatide market!

The Danger of Questionable Sources

Another big issue with people buying large quantities of these drugs from questionable suppliers is their unknown shelf-life. What is the danger of things going wrong as they age? Many are reconstituted, and who knows what the labs are using as preservatives?

Unlike with Lilly, the FDA does not exert tight quality control over these compounded products. From some compounding pharmacies, tirzepatide might be perfectly safe, but from others, patients might be taking their life in their hands, injecting tainted substances into their bodies. Remember the case of New England Compounding Pharmacy and the one hundred deaths associated with one of their injectable compounded products? The principals were jailed ex post facto, but too little, too late. People died.

How About Third-World Tirzepatide?

Another possibility is that desperate weight-loss addicts will seek out foreign sources for their substances. I saw an Australian Broadcasting Company programme about a compounding pill mill Down Under that was illegally selling semaglutide (sister drug to tirzepatide) into the U.S. They interviewed some of the Americans who were bilked by the pill mill. They told horror stories about the unusable products they received.

So, I can foresee all kinds of problems arising in the future stemming from people’s outsize desire to lose weight. They’ll flail around blaming Eli Lilly for being greedy, but they’ll either be dealing with Lilly’s prices or with their black-market suppliers.

While the long-term outlook for the pill mills might be uncertain, I bet they will experience a significant bump in sales in the short term. Addicts will be addicts, and addicts must get their fix.

The big question in my mind is: How stupid will desperate people be regarding where and how they get their drugs?

My Progress on Mounjaro

Now, let’s move on to my progress on Mounjaro.

My glucose average for the week, as reported by my Dexcom Stelo, was 107 mg/dL. This is an improvement, and it equates to an A1c of 5.4. We’re homing in on my target of 5.2! My weight increased 1.6 pounds since last Monday, which is no cause for concern in the aftermath of my rapid, COVID-influenced weight loss (ten pounds in a week).

Blood pressure has been an issue since the COVID episode. Back on the 100 mg dose of Losartan, my average was 135/80. Before my vacation, I had been averaging 119/70 after reducing the Losartan to 50 mg. I believe my blood pressure will improve when I can resume a decent exercise regimen, which I suspended due to COVID and back/hip issues. Along those lines, before I close this week’s all-about-me Mounjaro progress journal, I’ll take a side-trip to da hip.

Back and Hip Issues, You Say?

During my vacation, I tweaked my back, and wound up with sciatica-like symptoms, which continue now, close to a month later. My doctor, who opts for conservative treatments first, told me to try Alleve for two weeks. I did, and it didn’t help. I still have thigh pain and numbness. So, I have put in a request for him to order an MRI so we can see what is going on in there. Without the diagnostic imagery, I am flying blind. I have no idea whether I am dealing with a disc issue, a nerve issue, or a hip degeneration issue. I had my left hip replaced in 2001; now, could the right hip be shot, too?

With hopes of confirming that or eliminating it as a possibility, I attempted to make an appointment with Dr. Kahuna, my knee guy, who is also a hip replacement surgeon. In fact, he trained under the surgeon who replaced my left hip. However, without imaging to support the notion that a hip replacement might be necessary, the policy of the orthopedic clinic is to use a physician extender to evaluate the condition before bothering the big kahuna with a case that might not require his expert surgical intervention. So, I made an appointment with an unknown physician assistant named Laura.

Aesthetically Speaking

I did some background checking on Laura. Turns out that she either runs or ran an “aesthetic” clinic. You know what that is? Botox and lip inflation for rich matrons. Her reviews for that clinic were terrific, but what in the bloody hell does vaginal reconstruction have to do with evaluating my hip? This revelation further underscored the need for me to get the damn MRI. While I originally thought it might be fun to have the conversation with Laura to get her story, who the hell has the time for such entertainment?

If the MRI says I need a hip replacement, I can skip the extender evaluation and go straight to Dr. Kahuna. Once I receive the order from Dr. DeLorean, I’ll cancel the vaginal rejuvenation evaluation. If the MRI results point elsewhere, I’ll deal with that. Flying blind sucks!

Wrapping It Up and Putting a Bow on It.

That’s it for this week. In the coming weeks, we’ll no doubt learn more about the travails of the Little Pharma vs. Big Pharma. And I hope to be back next week with some new tidbits associated with my Mounjaro therapy and my general state of being.

Until then…

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Stumbling to Victory

Posted on September 29, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 1 Comment

#9 Penn State 21, #19 Illinois 7

After the Illini scored on their opening drive, the Penn State defense, coupled with errors, omissions, and penalties, shut out the visitors for the rest of the game. Neither team has a kicker who is worth a shit. Illinois missed an easy field goal, while Penn State missed two. The spread closed at PSU – 19.5. Obviously, another non-cover by Franklin’s boys.

Erase one of those missed field goals and pretend that they didn’t incur some stupid penalties, and they would have easily covered the spread. The over/under closed at 48.5, which suggests a final score of 34-14. Mistake-free play by both teams would have realized that outcome. However, the game wasn’t the prettiest for either.

The quarterbacks performed well. Although Luke Altmyer threw his first pick of the year, he also had one touchdown pass. He was 16-25 for 185 yards passing, and was throwing with pinpoint accuracy. Drew Allar was 15-21 for only 135 yards, with no touchdowns or interceptions. His passes were off the mark on several occasions. But it was the Penn State running game that won the game for them.

Kaytron Allen ran the ball eighteen times for 102 yards, while his partner, Nick Singleton, had sixteen carries for 94 yards. The offensive line opened large holes for Allen and Singleton, and in general, they played a competent game, allowing only two sacks for five yards.

Meanwhile, the Penn State defense sacked Altmyer seven times for forty-three yards, and allowed only thirty-four yards rushing. Illinois was forced to play the aerial game, and the Nittany Lions were up to the task of defending against it, when Illinois wasn’t shooting itself in the foot.

This slow start bullshit must now cease. The Nittany Lions slept through much of the first half, and they damn near put me to sleep, too. Fortunately, I also had the Georgia-Alabama game to hold my interest

It is clear that the 2024 edition of the Penn State Nittany Lions has significant potential. However, they must shitcan that slow start stuff. After UCLA next week, PSU faces USC, Wisconsin, Ohio State, and Washington. They must come out of that phase of the schedule with no fewer than one loss to remain seriously in contention for that playoff spot the Sanguinarians think is a gimme.

The first big test of the year having been passed, I hope Penn State can clean up its act and work on those weak points. The next few weeks should tell us more about whether that might happen.

I’ll be back mid-week with a look at the upcoming UCLA game.

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Gotta Beat That Old Pig Farmer

Posted on September 26, 2024 Written by The Nittany Turkey 2 Comments

#19 Illinois (4-0) at #9 Penn State (3-0)

Chief Illiniwek
Heap Big Chief Illiniwek, banished by the NCAA, but not forgotten.

As I await the peripheral effects of Hurricane Helene, I sit here scratching my head. How the hell do the oddsmakers see this game as much as a 19.5 point spread? A presumed Top Twenty matchup should be closer than that, shouldn’t it? And when you consider that Penn State has beaten nobody in the Top Twenty whereas Illinois has two Top Twenty victories, has sanity left Reno?

Illinois beat #22 Nebraska in overtime on their home turf last week. Two weeks prior to that game, they had beaten #19 Kansas 23-17. Meanwhile, Penn State was dispatching no one in the Top 50. After an opening win against WVU (now 2-2), the Nittany Lions stumbled to pull out a victory against Bowling Green, then blew out bottom-feeder Kent State after a crappily slow start. Penn State is not yet tested, so this game should provide some clues. But, still…???

Sufficient Talent on Illiniwekian Offense

Illinois has an experienced quarterback in Luke Altmyer, one of the best in the Big Ten. He has no interceptions thus far this year, and he’s got a couple of decent receivers to test the Penn State secondary, which is missing a key component or two. In the see-saw Nebraska game, the Illini passed for 215 yards on a 21-27, four-touchdown performance by Altmyer. Senior receiver Pat Bryant caught five for 74 yards and two touchdowns.

Kaden Feagin, a homegrown sophomore, is the primary running back in an offense that turns to the run to ice games, in Bret Bielema style. He and his colleagues ran for 166 yards against Nebraska, averaging 4.3 yards per rush.

TNT’s Simplistic Keys to the Game

Let’s start with this: GET ON THE BOARD FIRST AND DON’T PLAY FROM BEHIND! That’s a tall order for the Nittany Men, a typically slow starting outfit. Will 7:30 PM start, coupled with the “white out energy” James Franklin has exhorted fans to bring, enable them to wake the hell up before the opening kickoff? Franklinly, I ain’t holding my breath!

So, come out shooting! Savvy old pig farmer Bret Bielema will certainly have his boys ready, so Penn State must respond in kind.

The danger in playing from behind against Illinois is that they’ll go into full Bielema Three-Yards-and-a-Cloud-of-Dust Mode, chewing up yards and clock, keeping the PSU defense on the field and letting the Nittany Lion offense stiffen up on the sidelines. Get out to an early lead and build on it, damnit!

AND DO NOT BE OVERLY IMPRESSED BY THE DAMN SPREAD! Although James Franklin pays lip service to it, these guys lack the discipline to play every game as if they were playing for the Still Somewhat Mythical National Championship (SSMNC). They play down to their perceived view of their opponents until they are in over their heads, then they desperately struggle to win. None of that bullshit here!

End of Keys to Game rant, already!

Famous Alumna

Jenny, my wife. University of Illinois, BS, 1986.

Da Wedda

All eyes are on the weather right here in Florida, so who cares about Pennsylvania, already? OK, just kidding. So here is what our friends at AccuWeather say: “Mostly cloudy and humid with a shower; a rain jacket may be needed for the football game.” They’re calling for more than a shower, though, giving us an 80% chance of precipitation, with a high temp of 72 and a low of 60. Not horrible, so I cannot see it either benefiting or penalizing either team.

Da Bottom Line

Enough bullshit for now. Let’s get serious. Well, as serious as things get around here. As I stated at the outset, I cannot believe the humongous spread or the fact that ESPN’s Matchup Predictor gives Penn State an overwhelming shot at victory, to the tune of 86.3%. I see this game as much more even than that, and then, there’s Franklin’s history of not covering spreads.

So, my friends, the Official Turkey Poop Prediction, that fallible forecast by this foul, fallow, fossilized fowl, will bring you back to reality. While the fanciful spread established by weed-smoking punters is currently at 19.5 (oy vey!), if I were a betting bird, I would put all my eggs in the Illini basket, taking the points. The over/under is 47.5, suggesting a break-even final score of 34-14, in favor of the homeys. While this won’t be a nine-overtime game reminiscent of the 2021, I see it as ending up more like the Bowling Green game, especially if the slow start flag is flying and the boys think they’re in a walkover. So, I’ll predict that same damn score: Penn State 34, Illiniweks 27. Take the over.

I’ll be back after the big Homecoming White Out Energy game for a glimpse at where my prediction went wrong. In the meantime, toodle-oo.

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