The Turkey remarks on the D'Anton Lynn hire as DC and wishes Nittany Lions and Lionettes a very Happy 2026, transfer portal notwithstanding.
That’s a Wrap!
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Peptide Purgatory: WTF is a GLP-3?
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Heard of "Ozempic face"? Now, we've got "Ozempic teeth"! The Turkey looks at these, along with "GLP-3s" -- plus, a big update on the hernia!
Bad Boy Pinstripe Perplexity
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The Turkey presents an overview of the Penn State vs. Clemson match-up in the Bad Boy Mower Pinstripe Bowl Saturday after a bomb cyclone hits.