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Iowa Controls Its Own Destiny

Posted on November 3, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

This isn't about Iowa. This isn't about the Big Ten championship. This isn't about the Rose Bowl. This is about the stupid-ass sportswriter's cliche I used in the headline above. The hackneyed piece of garbage has become so commonplace that it … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: cliches, Sports, writing

Lions Man Up after Three Sissified Quarters

Posted on November 2, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Remember the title of my pre-game post? To refresh your memory, it was Trap Games Are for Sissies. So, what happened on Saturday could have produced a really disgusting article from me here today, as the #12 Nittany Lions (8-1, 4-1 Big Ten) did … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: college football, Nittany Lions, Northwestern Wildcats, Penn State, sphincter on the road a la mode, Sports

Trap Games Are for Sissies

Posted on October 30, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Lots and lots of people out there are portraying the forthcoming game between #12 Penn State (7-1, 3-1 Big Ten) and Northwestern (5-3, 2-2 Big Ten) as a "trap" game. The Nittany Lions are coming off an emotional win at da Big House, their first in 13 … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: college football, Franz Kafka, Nittany Lions, Northwestern Wildcats, Penn State, Sports

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