This is Michelle Jenneke, Australian track star who created an overnight Internet sensation with her pre-race dance. Enjoy!
Yes, the Second Annual Global Orgasm for Peace is imminent! You ACLU-type peaceniks need something to celebrate at this time of year, and God forbid it should be anything even vaguely religious (pun intended). Here is a solstice festival for you! Sex is the universal equalizer. As we used to say in 1969, make love, not war! You’ll get your chance to do just that on December 22. Here’s the event’s mission statement:
To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy.
What the hell is this event that the Turkey is shamelessly plugging (so to speak)? Want a peace [sic] of the action? Check it out here.
Happy Holidays! Ohyesyesyes…
(Was it as good for you as it was for me?)