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	<description>Mostly about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Certifiably Insane</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/13/491/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 05:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[American Idol]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On a night when televised NBA and NHL playoffs involve teams of great interest to me, I'll be watching American Idol.]]></description>
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		<title>That said&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/11/490/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 21:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[vogue phrases]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Take all I have written heretofore with a grain of salt. Now I'll tell you what I really want you to believe. This is my verbal ploy to show you that I have examined all sides of the issue, whether I have or not,  and I'll introduce my real feeling at the tail end, using the obnoxiously vogue lead-in "that said."]]></description>
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		<title>Justice is Served</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/08/489/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 04:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[American Idol]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[David Cook]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Syesha Mercado]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This Turkey can watch American Idol sober next week! America voted and this time America agreed with the Foul Fowl. Jason Castro, whose act had deteriorated to badder than bad over the past four or five weeks, was mercifully eliminated from the competition, leaving just three good players and two good weeks of spirited, singing ass off performances.]]></description>
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		<title>Parting the Red Sea</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/07/488/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 23:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Nittany Turkey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[health]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[menstruation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[PMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, I just found a great site if you're interested in the history of menstruation, the colloquialisms that describe it, and the products that have dammed up the red tide through the years.]]></description>
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		<title>Correction: JaSoN is GoNe!!</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/06/487/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 01:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After watching tonight's Idol, I have to revise my prediction. If Jason stays around past tomorrow night, I won't be able to watch this shit sober anymore!]]></description>
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		<title>Syesha&#8217;s Departure a Slam-Dunk</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/06/486/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've been wrong all season about who will stay and who will leave American Idol, so I'll just climb out on a limb and flat out state that Syesha Mercado will get the axe this week.]]></description>
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		<title>Nut Case Alert!</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/05/485/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 01:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[PETA]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[PETA has spoken. In the wake of the tragic Kentucky Derby place finish of the ill-fated filly Eight Belles, they have written a nastygram to the person in charge: Senator Hillary Clinton.]]></description>
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		<title>Austin Scott a Brown; Morelli Meanders</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/05/484/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 20:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a humongous sweep of draft leftovers, the NFL Cleveland Browns signed 23 free agents. Among them was ex-Nittany Lion tailback Austin Scott.]]></description>
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		<title>Bawling, Beleaguered Brookie Booted</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/05/01/483/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 15:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["Arizona's home, but it ain't mine no more...", sobbed Brooke White as she tortuously performed her swan song on American Idol's sadistic results show last night, in which the final two contestants waited about 45 minutes with their hearts in their throats to see who would stay and who would go.]]></description>
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		<title>Simon, in Rare Form, Boots Syesha</title>
		<link>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/04/30/482/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nittanyturkey.com/archives/2008/04/30/482/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night on an American Idol show that Simon Cowell proclaimed the weirdest of all, the droll judge told Syesha Mercado that she would be leaving us tonight.]]></description>
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