We here at the Turkey sure hope y’all enjoyed the Blue-White extravaganza. Hey, what’s with this “y’all” stuff? Ain’t no boats around here. No, Bubba, this Turkey is way south of the Masonic-Dixonial Line of Grammatical Demarcation. North of it, the word is “yinz”; south of it, we say “y’all.” Problem is, there’s no separate [...]
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