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Posted on June 7, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Sanity was evident in the U.S. Senate this afternoon, when a motion failed to achieve the required 60 votes necessary to call for a “yay” or “nay” vote on the same-sex marriage amendment. The vote was 49-48, but it doesn’t matter. This stupid initiative is done for this year, anyway. Now, these guys can get back to work, concerning themselves with issues that are truly crucial to the country’s future—if they only could…

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Twenty Days and Counting…

Posted on June 5, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Physician, heal thyself! Yes, I’m back on that rant again. It has been twenty days since my new doctor’s office took my blood and sent it to the lab. It’s been thirteen days since I called that office and was told that test results take seven to ten days. I have no idea if or when I’ll ever see those results.

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Much Ado about Absolutely Nothing

Posted on June 5, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Today, our very busy U.S. Senate, which obviously has many very important issues to consider, will consider the frivolous notion of a constitutional amendment with the intent to prohibit same-sex marriage. This is the same senate that recently attempted to give away a piece of our great country by passing their version of an immigration bill whose only benefit to anyone appears to be votes for incumbents, presumably in gratitude for legalizing an estimated twelve million border-hopping aliens and giving them the right to vote. However, unlike the immigration bill, which concerns a consequential issue, the stupid issue of a constitutional ban on homosexual marriage under the thinly veiled guise of “defining marriage” doesn’t deserve the senate’s time. This is an obvious attempt by the senate and the administration to pander to their Überchristian fundamentalist constituency, in what appears to be a desperate effort to salvage the endangered 2006 mid-term election. This Turkey objects to wasting the public time and money on this nonsense.

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