Last night, everyone including Adam failed to entertain this Mouse. Sometimes you’ll get down weeks and this was one of them. It was weird from the start, with contestants singing songs from the movies, while being mentored by a weird movie mogul in the personage of Quentin Tarantino.
So, the upshot of all that is we have to wade through an hour of bullshit, songs by Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Hudson, and a lot of pseudo-suspense to find out tonight whether Lil or Matt sucked worse. They were the baddest of the bad last night.
I have a question: Why do I want to divert my attention from the Stanley Cup Playoffs for this God-forsaken trash? The Pens are leading two-zip in the second in Game One of their first round series, if you care.
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The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Mouse in da house. I think it’ll be so wonderful watching Miley Cyrus . I mean, like, Hannah Montana is my absolute FAVORITE!
The Redhead says
Good evening.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Why, good evening!
The Redhead says
I usually miss the Ford thing. Are they always this bad?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
That’s subjective.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Adam is just too gay.
The Redhead says
Maybe he’s just gay enough.
The Redhead says
Heck, this whole process on our parts is “subjective.”
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Yeah, but there’s precious little time for subjectivity when I have to bounce back to the hockey game.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Wake me up when the movie crap is over. Just missed a damn goal.
The Redhead says
You’re a busy man!
The Redhead says
This bit is pathetic.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Penguins 3, Flyers 0, 12:28 left.
The Redhead says
Okay, here we go. Bottom Three time.
Allison is safe = Duh.
The Redhead says
Good one, Adam! Great sense of humor.
Adam is safe….DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Adam is safe. No shit.
The Redhead says
Anoop not so safe.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Bottom three again Anoop.
The Redhead says
Who will be joining Anoop?
Matt.
Lil.
Lil goes home tonight.
The Redhead says
Hey Mouse–Math Guy told me you are coming for lunch on Monday? Will you be bringing a special guest?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
I’ll let you comment on Jennifer Hudson’s number. Although I have great sympathy for her personal tragedy, she ain’t worth missing the hockey action. Pittsburgh 4, Philadelphia 0.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Jenny is not available for Monday. She’s got a HVAC guy coming to work on stuff.
The Redhead says
Okay, I know it’s your “home territory” in the game. Will be happy to go solo.
The Redhead says
Too bad. What is HVAC?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Less than 10 minutes to go in the game. I will watch the good stuff, but I don’t care about Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Hudson promoting their new recordings.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
HVAC = heating, ventilation, air conditioning
The Redhead says
Jennifer Hudson looked good but I didn’t hear her sing as I was in the kitchen.
Sorry!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
I’m glad you felt the same way about watching her promo singing as I did.
The Redhead says
Simon–a man of few words.
The Redhead says
Yeah, and I feel pretty much the same way about Miley.
The Redhead says
Yes! Simon agreed with me about Chris!
The Redhead says
Keep talkin’, Lil. You’re still going home.
The Redhead says
Chris, safe.
Lil, not.
Gee willikers!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
That leaves Matt to join the bottom three.
The Redhead says
Matt, I predict you’re going to round out the Bottom Three (so to speak).
“Sing it how it’s supposed to be sang.” That’s some wicked grammar.
Yikes!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
1:04 left in the hockey game. Pittsburgh leads 4-1.
The Redhead says
Randy is wearing love beads.
Danny = safe.
Matt, take a seat.
We now have the “Bottom Three.”
The Redhead says
Who gets the “relief?”
Anoop.
Good choice out of these three.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
And now, Miley.
The Redhead says
Yee-haw!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
OK, hockey game is over.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
I’m just in time for Miley.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
I’m falling asleep.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
So, goonight Lil!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
BYEBYEBYE … MATT!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
I don’t wanna hear this crap again.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Will the judges save?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
And….THEY DO!!!!!!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
So, they’ve shot their wad for the season. If Adam gets his ass voted off by the fickle public, they can’t save it for him.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Disco week next week. Two people exit.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Goodnight, Red, wherever you are!
Patricia Madden says
Sorry, Mouse. Computer issues.
See you next week!