This Mouse will be happily watching Game Seven of the Penguins-Capitals series tonight, so American Idol commentary is left in the capable hands of the intrepid Runnin’ Redhead.
In passing, let me just say that Danny, who had the weakest performances last night, must go. In fact, Danny sucked last week, too. Meanwhile, Kris nailed his second song last night, so he deserves to be in the final with Adam. 1xbet ????
With that, I’ll leave it to the ‘Head.
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The Redhead says
RR is on the scene!
Ben Stiller has opened the show, AI Desk, yeah, “Desk,” no kidding. Oh, he’s referencing Night at the Museum II. Not sure how, but he is.
I guess this is what passes for culture these days, as they say.
The Redhead says
Here’s Ryan. He made a joke that made Simon (who is drinking out of a giant red “Coke” cup) laugh. It’s a miracle!
Ryan is talking about what a close vote it is this week. Here is the Top Three.
And the judges…
Jordin Sparks and Katy Perry will take the stage.
I wonder how Jordin is looking this days.
The Redhead says
We have now the Ford video. The boys are animated and singing the classic, “Break My Stride.” Who did that song?
I really don’t care.
The Redhead says
And now, here’s a surprise guest, Alicia Keys.
Standing ovation (but Simon remains seated–good for him).
Keys is talking about “Keep a Child Alive,” an organization that helps prevent and treat HIV in Africa.
A worthy cause.
And I must say, I’ve never seen A. Keys look hotter.
The Redhead says
Ms. Keys has introduced…
Noah. I’m not sure I’ve got the spelling (or name) right. He’s probably 13 years old. Must be the latest kiddie “it” guy.
The Redhead says
I am Italian. I am an ATM. I am a marching band. I am a hero.
So much for the Grammy for best lyrics.
The Redhead says
Noah receives a warm ovation.
Here’s Ryan and Alicia.
Remember to donate your bucks…
Thank you for being here.
Alicia has really shined up her legs for the show.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
I am a rock
I am an island
And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Penguins lead 6-2 in the third period.
The Redhead says
Okay, we are back, baby, back!
I was surprised when I read that the show was one hour tonight. I was thinking thirty minutes–there are only three of them!
Ryan has asked that Danny present himself onstage, and here he is.
He’s talking about being reunited with Jamar (sp) when he went back to Wisconsin.
Okay, they are showing the video of that fated homecoming now.
You should see these screaming girls! Where is their taste?
They’ve got Bono singing in the background.
Where is their taste?
The Redhead says
Danny is moved by the parade and his fans. He’s all verklpempt.
The Redhead says
Yadayadayada for Danny.
Okay, let’s move things along.
Ryan is running down the judges reviews.
We’ll get to the nationwide vote in just a few…
The Redhead says
Here comes Kris with a “K.”
Kris went back to Conway, Arkansas where he was granted free cheese dip for life. Dude!
Now we will watch Kris’s hometown return video.
The little girlies are younger than Danny’s fans. Ooohh, look at that black stretch limo. Dude!
Kris has got his black leather jacket on. Yeah, Kris, that’s what the little girls like.
(????)
Here’s Kris hugging Jim Bakker. Oh, that’s his dad.
The Redhead says
Who is the blonde, Kris?
Is Kris married?
Ooooh, don’t reveal that too soon, kid. No one knew about Cynthia Lennon for at least a couple of months!
The Redhead says
But that didn’t stop Yoko.
(:
The Redhead says
Damn. Let me try it again.
🙂
The Redhead says
Ryan is running down the reviews for Kris. Blah blah blah. The good, the bad, the back in the game.
There’s the couch. Sit down and relax.
Adam will be out soon.
The Redhead says
Here comes Jordin Sparks.
Sir Mouse, you will be happy to know that Jordin has grown up and looks hot in a slinky and sparkly short black dress.
Too bad her song sounds just like all the other Top 10 hits these days.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Mouse in da House. Penguins win 6-2.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
She’s pretty Zaftig.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
But that’s the way this Mouse likes ’em.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
OK. I’m caught up. Nothing has happened so far other than some plugs and schnorrs.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
He’s wearing his Stephen Tyler shirt.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Of course, Adam was hoping for a male streaker.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Adam’s babes are even younger. Like between 7 and 11.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
You better not have poured water into this computer!
The Redhead says
Okay, Adam went home…blah blah, more of the same.
Here we go:
Adam is in the finals.
Well, I am shocked, shocked, I tell you!
The Redhead says
I should make it clear: Adam went home for his reunion.
He is in the final two.
Thank you.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Shocked? Or relieved?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Let’s get Danny out of here and move on!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Adam ain’t safe YET.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
I like Katie’s outfit.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Kind of space cheerleader! But what’s with the exophthalmia?
The Redhead says
LMAO! Katy Perry is onstage dressed in half of a white Elivis jumpsuit (but Elvis didn’t wear bikini bottoms for his trousers) and giant yellow sunglasses.
Oh, and she can’t sing. Big surprise.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Yeah, I really like Katie’s outfit.
The Redhead says
Well, they aren’t “bikini bottoms,” it’s a mini jumpsuit.
Lots of feathered boas waving onstage.
“Shake the glitter off, baby…”
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
That ain’t a JUMPsuit. That’s a HOsuit.
The Redhead says
Well, I have to say that was bold and entertaining!
The Redhead says
WTF? Hey look, it’s Sir Mouse!!!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
It was supposed to be Wake Up in Vegas. That’s why the showgirl get-ups.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Sir Mouse been here for 25 minutes, already.
The Redhead says
LMAO–I didn’t realize you were here!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
I figured.
The Redhead says
I’ve been focused, bro!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
The Penguins won, so they’ll be playing another 7-game series. Whether they play on Tuesday, I won’t know for a while.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Me too. Focused on hockey.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
About damn time that we dim the lights and get this thing over with!
The Redhead says
Sir Mouse, Adam is safe. Danny and Kris are awaiting their fate.
The Redhead says
Good luck, Alan?
Who is Alan?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Adam is NOT safe.
The Redhead says
Yeah, yeah.
Danny, get ready to sing your song, dude.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
You misinterpreted the comment from the judges.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Byebye Danny.
The Redhead says
I MUST have!
HAHAHAHA! Adam is safe! I knew it 🙂
The Redhead says
What’s with Kyra?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Keira is bemused.
The Redhead says
You know, I’m a dreamer….woooo whooooo hooooo…
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Maybe if he dumps the glasses, shaves, and learns how to dress, he can make a few ablums.
The Redhead says
Home, sweet, home.
Danny, it’s time to say goodbye.
Sob.
🙁
The Redhead says
Ablums or albums?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
For a change, he’s doing his swan song just as badly as he did it last night.
The Redhead says
Oooooh, this is so beautiful.
It’s everything I hoped it would be.
He is so beautiful to me.
To meeeeeeeee………………………………
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Nooooo…as Phil Spector once said on Merv Griffin’s show, “In my business, you make ablums [sic] and people buy them on credick [sic].”
The Redhead says
Actually, I think he is doing a better job tonight.
The Redhead says
Oh, cut me a break, Paula! You aren’t crying, girl.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
He should screw up the squeaky last note like Joe Cocker.
The Redhead says
Bye bye Danny!
Simon gets the last word.
A big
Ding Dong?
WTF?
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
A delante. Am I gonna see you Friday?
The Redhead says
Well, if I had to guess, I would bet Danny had the biggest ding dong but he’s gone…
The Redhead says
I am going to try, Sir Mouse. I am still nursing a sore pinkie toe.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
If you show, it will be three or four women and two men.
The Redhead says
Sir Mouse? Sir Mouse?
I will e-mail you.
This was fun!
See you next week for another AI finale!
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
If your pinkie permits, I’ll meet you in Oviedo and give you a ride to the trailhead.
The Mouse Who Ate Xanax says
Next week is a definite maybe, depending on the hockey schedule!
Good night!