This Mouse will be happily watching Game Seven of the Penguins-Capitals series tonight, so American Idol commentary is left in the capable hands of the intrepid Runnin’ Redhead.
In passing, let me just say that Danny, who had the weakest performances last night, must go. In fact, Danny sucked last week, too. Meanwhile, Kris nailed his second song last night, so he deserves to be in the final with Adam. 1xbet ????
With that, I’ll leave it to the ‘Head.
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RR is on the scene!
Ben Stiller has opened the show, AI Desk, yeah, “Desk,” no kidding. Oh, he’s referencing Night at the Museum II. Not sure how, but he is.
I guess this is what passes for culture these days, as they say.
Here’s Ryan. He made a joke that made Simon (who is drinking out of a giant red “Coke” cup) laugh. It’s a miracle!
Ryan is talking about what a close vote it is this week. Here is the Top Three.
And the judges…
Jordin Sparks and Katy Perry will take the stage.
I wonder how Jordin is looking this days.
We have now the Ford video. The boys are animated and singing the classic, “Break My Stride.” Who did that song?
I really don’t care.
And now, here’s a surprise guest, Alicia Keys.
Standing ovation (but Simon remains seated–good for him).
Keys is talking about “Keep a Child Alive,” an organization that helps prevent and treat HIV in Africa.
A worthy cause.
And I must say, I’ve never seen A. Keys look hotter.
Ms. Keys has introduced…
Noah. I’m not sure I’ve got the spelling (or name) right. He’s probably 13 years old. Must be the latest kiddie “it” guy.
I am Italian. I am an ATM. I am a marching band. I am a hero.
So much for the Grammy for best lyrics.
Noah receives a warm ovation.
Here’s Ryan and Alicia.
Remember to donate your bucks…
Thank you for being here.
Alicia has really shined up her legs for the show.
I am a rock
I am an island
And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries.
Penguins lead 6-2 in the third period.
Okay, we are back, baby, back!
I was surprised when I read that the show was one hour tonight. I was thinking thirty minutes–there are only three of them!
Ryan has asked that Danny present himself onstage, and here he is.
He’s talking about being reunited with Jamar (sp) when he went back to Wisconsin.
Okay, they are showing the video of that fated homecoming now.
You should see these screaming girls! Where is their taste?
They’ve got Bono singing in the background.
Where is their taste?
Danny is moved by the parade and his fans. He’s all verklpempt.
Yadayadayada for Danny.
Okay, let’s move things along.
Ryan is running down the judges reviews.
We’ll get to the nationwide vote in just a few…
Here comes Kris with a “K.”
Kris went back to Conway, Arkansas where he was granted free cheese dip for life. Dude!
Now we will watch Kris’s hometown return video.
The little girlies are younger than Danny’s fans. Ooohh, look at that black stretch limo. Dude!
Kris has got his black leather jacket on. Yeah, Kris, that’s what the little girls like.
(????)
Here’s Kris hugging Jim Bakker. Oh, that’s his dad.
Who is the blonde, Kris?
Is Kris married?
Ooooh, don’t reveal that too soon, kid. No one knew about Cynthia Lennon for at least a couple of months!
But that didn’t stop Yoko.
(:
Damn. Let me try it again.
🙂
Ryan is running down the reviews for Kris. Blah blah blah. The good, the bad, the back in the game.
There’s the couch. Sit down and relax.
Adam will be out soon.
Here comes Jordin Sparks.
Sir Mouse, you will be happy to know that Jordin has grown up and looks hot in a slinky and sparkly short black dress.
Too bad her song sounds just like all the other Top 10 hits these days.
Mouse in da House. Penguins win 6-2.
She’s pretty Zaftig.
But that’s the way this Mouse likes ’em.
OK. I’m caught up. Nothing has happened so far other than some plugs and schnorrs.
He’s wearing his Stephen Tyler shirt.
Of course, Adam was hoping for a male streaker.
Adam’s babes are even younger. Like between 7 and 11.
You better not have poured water into this computer!
Okay, Adam went home…blah blah, more of the same.
Here we go:
Adam is in the finals.
Well, I am shocked, shocked, I tell you!
I should make it clear: Adam went home for his reunion.
He is in the final two.
Thank you.
Shocked? Or relieved?
Let’s get Danny out of here and move on!
Adam ain’t safe YET.
I like Katie’s outfit.
Kind of space cheerleader! But what’s with the exophthalmia?
LMAO! Katy Perry is onstage dressed in half of a white Elivis jumpsuit (but Elvis didn’t wear bikini bottoms for his trousers) and giant yellow sunglasses.
Oh, and she can’t sing. Big surprise.
Yeah, I really like Katie’s outfit.
Well, they aren’t “bikini bottoms,” it’s a mini jumpsuit.
Lots of feathered boas waving onstage.
“Shake the glitter off, baby…”
That ain’t a JUMPsuit. That’s a HOsuit.
Well, I have to say that was bold and entertaining!
WTF? Hey look, it’s Sir Mouse!!!
It was supposed to be Wake Up in Vegas. That’s why the showgirl get-ups.
Sir Mouse been here for 25 minutes, already.
LMAO–I didn’t realize you were here!
I figured.
I’ve been focused, bro!
The Penguins won, so they’ll be playing another 7-game series. Whether they play on Tuesday, I won’t know for a while.
Me too. Focused on hockey.
About damn time that we dim the lights and get this thing over with!
Sir Mouse, Adam is safe. Danny and Kris are awaiting their fate.
Good luck, Alan?
Who is Alan?
Adam is NOT safe.
Yeah, yeah.
Danny, get ready to sing your song, dude.
You misinterpreted the comment from the judges.
Byebye Danny.
I MUST have!
HAHAHAHA! Adam is safe! I knew it 🙂
What’s with Kyra?
Keira is bemused.
You know, I’m a dreamer….woooo whooooo hooooo…
Maybe if he dumps the glasses, shaves, and learns how to dress, he can make a few ablums.
Home, sweet, home.
Danny, it’s time to say goodbye.
Sob.
🙁
Ablums or albums?
For a change, he’s doing his swan song just as badly as he did it last night.
Oooooh, this is so beautiful.
It’s everything I hoped it would be.
He is so beautiful to me.
To meeeeeeeee………………………………
Nooooo…as Phil Spector once said on Merv Griffin’s show, “In my business, you make ablums [sic] and people buy them on credick [sic].”
Actually, I think he is doing a better job tonight.
Oh, cut me a break, Paula! You aren’t crying, girl.
He should screw up the squeaky last note like Joe Cocker.
Bye bye Danny!
Simon gets the last word.
A big
Ding Dong?
WTF?
A delante. Am I gonna see you Friday?
Well, if I had to guess, I would bet Danny had the biggest ding dong but he’s gone…
I am going to try, Sir Mouse. I am still nursing a sore pinkie toe.
If you show, it will be three or four women and two men.
Sir Mouse? Sir Mouse?
I will e-mail you.
This was fun!
See you next week for another AI finale!
If your pinkie permits, I’ll meet you in Oviedo and give you a ride to the trailhead.
Next week is a definite maybe, depending on the hockey schedule!
Good night!