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The Orangeman Cometh

Posted on September 11, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Sorry for the lateness of this week’s preview and prediction. ?????? ??? A long weekend, associated travel, and any number of aging Turkey ailments have conspired to delay this irascible fowl’s malinformed musings and pellucid prognostications until now. At this late hour, I can only offer a cursory effort. A thousand pardons!

All right. Enough already with the apologies. I need to get on with this so someone can stand up in the audience and yell, “You lie!”

We start by looking at the Nittany Lions’ performance last week against hapless Akron. Offensively, the running game was a disappointment, through no fault of the running backs. ???? ???? The offensive line sucked throughout, missing assignments and even running into each other at times. As this Turkey has noted many times in the past, it takes lots of practice and game experience to produce a cohesive and competent offensive line. This unit just started working together this summer. It’ll be a while until they’re up to speed. On the other hand, they did a decent job at pass protection. Remember, though, this was Akron. We won’t know how good they really are until Iowa rolls into town in two weeks.

The big surprise was the amount of work given to Devon Smith, a impressive, albeit lilliputian, freshman. Joseph Vincent Paterno, is that you coaching out there? Oy, playing freshmen, already? Pretty soon you’re going to start tweedle-dumming and tweedle-deeing, but I digress. Smith wound up with 7 yards rushing, 25 yards receiving, and 43 yards on his two kickoff returns.

With decent pass protection, Daryll Clark was able to operate in the pocket with ease, completing 29 of 40 passes for 353 yards, with three touchdowns and one interception. However, he’ll have to be more patient with his check-downs, as he seemed to want to force the ball into coverage on several occasions. It is not a great idea to throw to a receiver with three defenders close by when you have another option that is more open. Duh! Clark’s backup, Kevin Newsome, another freshman, got some good game experience going 3-4 for 26 yards.

We expected the defensive secondary to get some tests, but Akron was not up to the task except for one 40-yard touchdown play. So, we still don’t know whether they’re going to be effective.

The defensive front seven were solid and effective. The ability of Larry Johnson to come up with a front four rotation was key, and it appears that he’s got a good scheme going. The defensive line was impressive. Linebacker play was excellent, too. Navorro Bowman injured his groin, giving Nate Stupar a chance to show his stuff. Bowman will probably continue to rest his groin this week. ?????? ?????? Sit back and have a toke, Navorro.

I have to say that the kicking game looks shaky this far. Collin Wagner, a State College kid, missed two of three field goals, one of the misses being 28 yards. His kickoffs were good. Let’s see how this goes this week against Syracuse, though, before we start pissing and moaning about getting Fera in there.

The game got ugly in the second half, as the Lions slept through it, but tightened up a bit after Akron scored their lone touchdown at the end of the third quarter.

So, what’s coming this week? The Syracuse Orangemen (0-1, 0-0 Big East) face the #5, 6, or 7 (depending on whose poll) Penn State Nittany Lions (1-0, 0-0 Big Ten) at high noon Saturday at Beaver Stadium. The Orangemen are coming off a heartbreaking 23-20 overtime home loss to Minnesota.

Syracuse doesn’t have much of a running game, having run for only 90 yards against Minnesota, and they’re going to have even less of a running game against Penn State. So, they better rely on their converted basketballer QB, Greg Paulus, to throw up a shitload of 12-foot jumpers and a couple of “prayers” from mid-court (as we say in basketball circles), metaphorically speaking, of course. You see, Paulus played basketball at Duke, but was given a year of eligibility to play football at Syracuse after his basketball career ended. Before last week’s game, the last time Paulus played organized football was in high school, in 2004. It showed. Throwing mainly short passes, Paulus was 19-31 for only 167 yards. That said — I just confirmed  myself as a total hack writer by writing “that said, …” — anyhow, that said, Paulus will have to come out throwing because a) the Syracuse running game sucks, and b) Penn State’s defensive secondary still needs to be tested. After last week’s non-test by Akron, Paulus and the Syracuse receivers will need to provide that test. So, test away, basketball boy!

After very little bullshit this week, that brings us to the weekly wanking  you crave, the vaunted, valued, virtuous, verisimilitude of the perfunctory, punctilious pontification known as the Official Turkey Poop Prediction of the Week! But first, let me just say that Greg Paulus thinks he’s faced some tough crowds playing basketball on the road at the Dean Dome. Well, Basketball Boy, may your welcome to Beaver Stadium be a painful lesson in what a home field advantage really is. OK, so back to the outta my butt prediction. Current gambling line is 28.5 points with a 51-point over/under. That suggests a final score of something like 40-12. I firmly believe that Penn State can score more than 40, but I don’t think they will. Not if they fall asleep, as they did in the second half against Akron, anyway. So, I’m saying that the Nittany Lions don’t cover the spread yet again this week. Penn State 37, Syracuse 10.

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Zippy or Zipless

Posted on September 3, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Folks, we’re here! Two days away is the moment you’ve all been eagerly anticipating since about five minutes into the 2009 Rose Bowl: the opening kickoff of the new football season! The Nittany Lions open in Beaver Stadium on Saturday, facing the Akron Zips for the fourth time.

With a noon kickoff (as is the case with the subsequent two games, versus Syracuse and Temple), the student section will arrive late and hung over. The game will be carried by the Big Ten Network, because there isn’t enough national interest in the match-up to entice ESPN/ABC to carry it. Thus, we’ll get a couple of duds for announcers, but at least we won’t get Pam Ward. These are the curses of the powder puff early season non-conference games: bleary-eyed students and crappy announcers.

Hey, this Turkey is never satisfied. If we should happen to get ABC’s Brent Musburger for one of our prime time games, I’ll be bitching about that, too. But I digress.

Penn State has won all of the previous encounters with Akron, and there’s no reason to believe that the trend won’t continue on Saturday. In 1999, the score was a mere 70-24. The Zips got as close as trailing by a score of 14-10, but then the Lions said “WTF???” and proceded to score 42 unanswered points. After that game, the gaps have narrowed, to 48-10, and 34-16. Let us hope that that particular trend does not hold. Against the Big Ten, the Zips are 1-18, and you have to go back to 1894 to find the lone victory, when this school, then named Buchtel College, whipped Ohio State 12-6 under their now famous quarterback and head coach, John Heisman.

Be that as it may, the two sides still have to line up and play the game. If you listen to Joe Paterno, he’s spouting the usual mantra he reserves for crappy teams: “this is a good football team”, “lots of returning starters”, “they play hard”, “they’re well coached”, etc., etc., ad nauseam. While I won’t call Akron a crappy team, because I’m a nice guy, I’ll give you the straight facts. You interpret them for yourself. Those kangaroos were 5-7 last year, losing the final three games to Buffalo, Ohio, and Temple. So, draw your own conclusions. Personally, I don’t expect PSU to lose, but the game will be very interesting for a several reasons, and you probably already know what they are. That won’t stop me from reiterating them for you.

First in this Turkey’s aging mind is the retooled Nittany Lion defensive secondary, particularly the corners. Of the starting four, there are no returning starters and only two with any significant game experience. Penn State will shut down Akron’s running game, which will be a double-edged sword. It will force the Zips to pass, and in doing so they will test the inexperienced secondary. Akron averaged 231.5 yards passing last season, good enough for a 45th national ranking among 119 FBS schools. They’re not stupid. They know that the PSU secondary is new and untested, so they’ll be testing it. Their senior quarterback, Chris Jacquemain, is a savvy guy who can read defenses. His experienced receiving corps is composed of seniors.  The secondary can build on this game if they play well and keep plays in front of them; if they screw up big time, the resulting confidence gap will not portend well for a successful season.

Second, this Turkey is interested in seeing how well the Penn State offensive line functions against a pesky, if somewhat ineffectual, Akron defensive front. The O-line is mostly new, and those starters who have returned will be playing clonazepam online different positions than they did last year. Offensive lines must perform the most intricate and strictest choreography on the football field, and they have to be together. This requires not only practice time but also game experience. They’ve had some time to practice, but is it enough? With no game experience as a unit, this first real game for them will be intriguing to watch.

Third, practically everyone on special teams, with the notable exception of the punter, Jeremy Boone, is new. Last year, Derrick Williams could be counted on to break a few returns, and he did not disappoint us. This year, the Nittany Lions have untested players handling returns. On the other side of the shoe, Kevin Kelly is gone, leaving a vacuum for a kicker. Right now, Collin Wagner (a State College kid) has the job, but right behind him, should anything get screwed up, is true freshman Anthony Fera, who Joe Paterno keeps telling us has “a helluva strong leg.” So, this Turkey wants to see a few good returns and some convincing kicks.

Next comes the Penn State passing game. With Williams, Butler, and Norwood gone, who will step into those gold-plated shoes? Brett Brackett, Graham Zug, and Derek Moye will have to show something. The tight end play will take on added importance to provide additional targets, as well as additional protection. Behind a questionable offensive line, Clark might be rushed, and quickly acquired targets are essential. Quarless, baby, this is your time to shine. Everyone expects that the play calling early in the season will favor the shorter passing game, so tight ends are going to be primary for lots of plays. This is Quarless’ showcase year for the NFL. It’s put up or shut up time. Shuler and Szczerba are there to slurp up the crumbs if Quarless screws up.

Finally, there’s the good stuff! Clark, who everybody expects to have a great year; the linebackers of Linebacker U., all experienced and ready for action; and the defensive front four, although riddled by the transfer of Abe Koroma and several injuries, still a solid unit. And did I mention the running game? Evan Royster and his backup, Stephfon Green, are destined for a great year. Look for them to enter the game together for a few plays per game.

Well, there you have it. There’s certainly enough to keep us all interested in the goings on at Beaver Stadium on Saturday. And that, my good readers, brings us to what you have all been waiting for, perhaps since you cried in your beer after the Rose Bowl. Yea, verily, I’m certain you pined away just waiting for (drum roll) the first Official Turkey Poop Prediction of the 2009 Season! Yes, it’s that time! But first, let me say that the Lions are facing a team with not one, but two, head coaches. J.D. Brookhart is nominally the head coach, but his staff includes our old friend (?) Walt Harris, Brookhart’s former boss and mentor at Pitt. Harris’ title is Assistant Head Coach/Passing Game Coordinator/QBs—one helluva title! But I digress. The current line on this game has Penn State favored by four touchdowns, with an over/under of 58. That suggests a final score of 43-15. This Turkey feels that 15 is stretching it for Akron, even facing the untested Nittany Lion secondary. I also think that the Lions can improve upon the point production of their most recent effort against Akron. But the deep game will be shaky for this outing, so I’m thinking that PSU won’t beat the spread. Call it Penn State 37, Akron 13.

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Brandon Ware Out for a Month

Posted on September 1, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

As if Penn State didn’t have enough depth issues on the defensive line, DT Brandon Ware broke a bone in his foot while running in practice today, and will sit out for at least 3-4 week, according to Dr. Wayne Sebastianelli. This, we needed?

Larry Johnson will have his work cut out for him developing a defensive line rotation. ????? ????? ?? ???? ???????

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