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The Answer?

Posted on November 8, 2010 Written by The Nittany Turkey

There have always been memorable twists and turns to the Penn State – Northwestern series. Heretofore, the most unforgettable moment was in 2005 when Michael Robinson completed a 4th-and-15 pass to Isaac Smolko, which provided the spark that would eventually take the Nittany Lions to the Orange Bowl.

“We actually felt like we were winning the game going in at halftime. We were pumped up, we were ready to go.” —Matt McGloin

Few thought that that magical moment would be eclipsed an another Northwestern game, particularly this season with this team, a hobbled and underachieving bunch that had already lost three games. Doubtless, many switched off this game when Northwestern jumped off to a big lead. But persistence paid off on this November 6th in Beaver Stadium. Penn State fans will remember this game for the rest of their lives.

It was a win, of course. Penn State (6-3, 3-2 Big Ten) beat Northwestern (6-3, 2-3) 35-21 to become bowl eligible. It was Joe Paterno’s 400th career victory and one of the greatest comebacks in Penn State history. This is the story of how it unfolded at The Cave.

On Saturday morning, Artificially Sweetened read my preview of the game. Suddenly, I heard her shriek, “Bolden’s going to start? Why?”

I could only offer that he had won the starting job at the beginning of the season and he had apparently recovered from the concussion suffered two weeks ago. Plus, the coaches seem to regard him as the guy to lead the Nittany Lions for the next four years.

“That doesn’t make any sense,” said AS. “McGloin won the Michigan game. He should be starting.”

I couldn’t argue with that. In fact, I had wished that the PSU brain trust would have seen it that way, too.

“They don’t want to destroy Bolden’s self-confidence,” I responded feebly. “He needs to get back up on that horse and get some game reps.”

AS seemed disgusted. She likes McGloin’s style. So do I.

“By the way,” she said, “I disagree with you. We’re going to win.”

With that, this Turkey offered a “Harrumph!”, asserting that I knew best and that the Lions would be returning to pre-Michigan form for oh, so many reasons. I was convinced that NWU would get an early lead and that the uninspired play of Bolden, the O-Line, Royster, and the no-nothing defense would all conspire against the possibility of a Penn State win. No way could AS ever be wise enough to outanalyze the Supreme Turkey.

We prepared The Cave for the arrival of our guests without another word about the game. Qué sería sería. (What would be would be.)

It was a low-energy day in The Cave. Two of the guests would be arriving late and I forgot to put out all my Penn State tchotchkes. (I have a ball autographed by Joe Paterno, a lucky cardboard cut-out of a much younger Paterno, some pennants and stuffed Nittany Lions, etc.) I have been fighting a cold and a cough, so I’m dragging anyhow. As such, the 3:30 kickoff felt like a nooner. El Pavo Grande de Nittany settled into his LaZboy Mark McGwire model recliner and hoped it wouldn’t be too embarrassing.

You all know what happened. The Lions came out flat and the defense came out porous. Northwestern quickly drove down the field for its first TD before we had even switched from the ridiculous Illinois-Michigan game. It appeared that it would be a banner day for Wildcat quarterback Dan Persa, who would be a one-man wrecking crew running all over the PSU no-nothing defense.

The Lions lost momentum when on the next series they tried for a fourth down conversion at the Wildcats’ 33, where Evan Royster ran into a brick wall. After a three-and-out by Northwestern, the Lions tried again. Thanks to a couple of long runs by Stephfon Green and Silas Redd, they managed to drive to the NWU 30. On third-and-eleven, Rob Bolden dropped back to pass and was pursued by Hunter Bates. He tried to scramble, but Bates had radar lock on him. Instead of eating the ball and taking the sack, which would have lost 18 yards, Bolden thought about getting rid of the ball, and in doing so, coughed it up and lost it to Bates at the NWU 48.

Post concussion syndrome or just sloppy play? Let’s split the difference and call it a rookie mistake.

The ‘Cats drove down to the PSU 10 and then missed the field goal attempt. Still 7-0 as the first quarter wound down.

Zbeard opined that Bolden should be replaced by McGloin. I said something about that destroying his confidence, but I wanted McGloin in there, too. AS sure as hell did, too, I know that.

We all got our wish at :28 of the first quarter. McGloin’s first drive was unsuccessful. A putrid Anthony Fera punt gave the Wildcats great field position, on which Persa capitalized with another touchdown. 14-0.

The teams traded punts and then Collin Wagner tried a long field goal, which failed, giving the ball to Northwestern at their own 34. Persa completed a 41 yard pass to Jeremy Ebert, the Big Ten’s leading pass receiver, and marched it into the end zone yet again. 21-0.

Could anyone see what was coming? All ye of no faith believe ye in miracles when ye see them! Could Penn State—this Penn State team—come back from 21 points down with a shaky offense and no defense? Hell, no! You were thinking the same thing, too, weren’t you?

Yet, with 50 seconds left in the first half, McGloin suddenly started looking like John Elway back there, taking charge and leading the Lions on a 91 yard drive for the first Penn State touchdown. I had to pause the DVR just before the TD when Jackstand and his brother finally arrived. They had family business to attend to but they managed to reach the Cave at just the right time. The Nittany Lions went into the locker room with momentum on their side and this Turkey and AS went into the kitchen to cook for the Cave denizens. Still, no one believed there was any hope for the Lions. Good food would provide some comfort.

You need to know that the menu was grilled coho salmon with lemon/butter/caper sauce; spinach salad with orange mustard vinaigrette dressing, mandarin oranges, and warm goat cheese; and finally, my Jewish Italian baked zucchini. Jackstand brought an apple pie and some ice cream for dessert. Zbeard, of course, was in charge of alcohol. No turkey was on the menu. Praise the Lord.

Back to the game, the momentum was on Penn State’s side coming out of the locker room. McGloin directed yet another masterful drive, this one 84 yards, using all his weapons, both aerial and terrestrial. When I say all his weapons, I mean all, including a capstone touchdown pass to converted lineman Nate Cadogan, brother of former Nittany Lion tackle Gerald Cadogan, playing tight end. The game was now within reach at 21-14. This one propelled the Beaver Stadium crowd of over 104,000 back into the fray.

Now it was Northwestern playing sphincterball in the face of the sudden advantage for the home team. Pat Fitzgerald’s countenance was contorted as he completed his Kegels, and the Wildcats went three-and-out. A Brandon Williams punt gave PSU decent field position at their own 37. Two passes from McGloin to Derek Moye were all that were required to score from there. Game tied at 21!

Another Wildcat three-and-out. Was this the no-nothing PSU defense out there? Suddenly, Persa couldn’t move the ball. It seemed likely to this Turkey that the energy of the offense created by the enthusiasm of Matt McGloin’s field generalship and the noise of the Beaver Stadium crowd had rubbed off on the defense. That was the only explanation for it. We hadn’t seen anything like this all year. Michael Mauti was all over the field and would wind up with 11 tackles.

This was followed by another Penn State score. Silas Redd did the honors from four yards out. The Nittany Lions had a lead they would never relinquish. 28-21.

After yet another three-and-out by the hapless ‘Cats, Penn State scored again for the final time, this one on a 13 yard swing pass to Evan Royster. Thirty-five unanswered points coming back from 21 points in the hole. Good show, guys!

Northwestern threatened once after that, but couldn’t score from the PSU 9. Final score, PSU 35, Northwestern 21.

McGloin threw four touchdown passes in the course of completing 18 out of 29 passes for 225 yards. He was not intercepted.

Well, the Turkey was wrong and Artificially Sweetened was right. I have a new nickname for Matt McGloin: The Answer. (Sorry, Allen Iverson. You might have been The Answer at one time in the NBA, but you ain’t nobody’s answer now!) McGloin adds energy and enthusiasm to the Penn State huddle. His self-confidence shows in his play and it rubs off on teammates. Hell, it even rubbed off on the defense. You know how all year long I’ve been saying that this team lacks leadership? Well, mateys, we’ve found it. McGloin is The Answer. He is a natural leader.

This isn’t just my opinion. Senior running back Evan Royster, Penn State’s all-time leading rusher, feels the same.

“He really brings a calmness to the huddle,” said Royster. “He can kind of come in there and tell a joke or something like that and kind of relax people. That helps. There’s people being tense, and it really helps loosen up and kind of gets ’em in a flow.”

He is The Answer.

Not since Kerry Collins in 1994 in the fabled Illinois game that included “The Drive” has Penn State come back from a 21 point deficit. And not since the Franco Harris/Lydell Mitchell days 40-some years ago have two Penn State players run for over 130 yards each in a game. Royster had 134 and freshman sensation Silas Redd had 131. The amazing effort juiced all in Beaver Stadium with energy, but the coup de grace was that head coach Joe Paterno notched his 400th career win when it seemed in the first half that it wouldn’t happen at least for another couple of weeks—or perhaps at all this season.

Paterno was carried off the field and was uncharacteristically moved in more than just that sense. With regard to why he’s stayed around so long, he gave a sweeping wave to Beaver Stadium, whose crowd had stayed put after the game to celebrate his milestone, one which will never be equaled. “Look around!” he said. “Just look around!” A fitting end to a celebration of an achievement earned in a fitting manner. “Now that the celebration is over,” Joe added, “let’s go beat Ohio State!”

Even my fellow hippie friend (that’s hip replacement, not communes, peace signs, and bongs) from Ottawa watched this game, eh? Lizard, a professor of nursing, offered the following.

So why didn’t they throw cold H2O over Paterno’s head after the 400th win. Would it have stopped his heart?

I must say watching these college games takes me back to my youth which as we know is wasted on the young!

Well, Lizard, the tradition started by Harry Carson and Lawrence Taylor of the New York Giants calls for Gatorade, not water, but I think that the players might have thought twice about dousing an 84 year-old guy with iced electrolyte juice on a 35 degree day. But great minds think alike. Toward the end of the game I wondered aloud whether the dousing would be attempted. In my semi-inebriated state I was thinking that if someone was stupid enough to do it, I’d personally go up there and shoot the bastard(s).

So this morning I asked AS if she thought the Nittany Lions would beat the Buckeyes next week.

“No! Not without a defense,” she replied, “even if they have the sense to play McGloin.”

I’ll be back later in the week with a preview of the big Ohio State game, and I might even take AS’s sentiments into account this time.

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Two in a Row at the Beave?

Posted on November 5, 2010 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Two wins in a row  at Beaver Stadium would be candy for the Penn State homeys and would add another career milestone for venerable head coach Joe Paterno, who seeks his 400th career victory. Can your Nittany Lions get the job done?

The “almost ranked” and bowl eligible Northwestern Wildcats (6-2, 2-2 Big Ten) saunter into Beaver Stadium to square off with a larger species of cat, the mighty Penn State Nittany Lions (5-3, 2-2), who as you know are coming off a hard fought and emotional victory over Michigan last week. The Wildcats squeaked by Indiana 20-17.

Northwestern’s offense is led by senior quarterback Dan Persa, who is a steady and careful Big Ten quarterback. He dinks and dunks his way down the field, which is pretty much required of him in the absence of a reliable running game. His completion rate is still over 74%, but it has been steadily declining since the ‘cats entered the meat of the Big Ten schedule. Persa has been intercepted only three times all year, while throwing 12 touchdown passes. Whether he’ll be fully capable of playing this game has been in question since he suffered a concussion against Indiana. He participated in about half of Wednesday’s practice.

Persa’s favorite target is junior wide receiver Jeremy Ebert (no relation to movie critic Roger Ebert), who leads the Big Ten in receiving yards per game. Senior Sidney Stewart is Persa’s second choice.

The Wildcats’ passing offense is ranked 25th nationally, but they are 68th in rushing.

On the defensive side of the ball, Northwestern has two decent senior linebackers, Quentin Davie and Nate Williams, the latter of whom is from Pittsburgh. Williams is averaging over six tackles per game, and Davie is tied for third in the conference in interceptions. On the whole, the Wildcats’ defense is better than middle-of-the-pack, ranking in the high 30s in rushing and pass efficiency defense.

Coaching is solid, with Pat Fitzgerald in his fifth season at Northwestern. Himself a linebacker and former linebacker coach, the 35 year-old Fitzgerald is a risen young star among NCAA Division I-A head coaches. He is so well regarded that his name is frequently mentioned as a possible successor to Joe Paterno at Penn State. Recent rumors suggest that either he or the rumor mongers have posited that he would leave NWU for the job at PSU, if it were offered. However, with a name like Pat Fitzgerald, don’t be surprised if he eventually winds up at Notre Dame someday and don’t be surprised if Jenn Sterger’s old breast implants show up on eBay someday. (That’s just Turkey poop, so please don’t start any rumors.)

This Turkey supposes that there are two ways to view last Saturday’s victory over Michigan. One is that it represented a turning point that potentially will transform a dull, uninspired season to a spirited one. The other is that it was a temporary aberration, a lucky encounter with a defense that was just plain bad—bad enough to allow an underperforming Penn State offense to outscore Michigan. My thoughts are that it was some of both. (What a cop out, eh?) Alas, I think there was a little of the former and a whole lot of the latter.

The return of the running game was a joy to watch, but will it continue? The Wildcats, ranked 6th in the Big Ten in rushing defense, have allowed an average of 126 ypg, as opposed to the Wolverines, who rank 8th in the conference at 150. Not a huge difference there. Will the offensive line’s maintain its steady progress? Establishing the running game and dominating time of possession will be key in this contest. Matt McGloin brought a fresh look to the offense and a lot of gritty spirit to the huddle; however, Rob Bolden is likely to start this week (according to Cory Giger of the Altoona Mirror). Whichever of the two starts, the much maligned offensive line has done a decent job of protecting its quarterback this season, ranking third in the conference in sacks allowed. For all the heat they’ve taken from me about being inferior on their best day to the mighty McCabe sisters, they certainly deserve a little love from El Pavo Grande for their pass protection.

The biggest worry is the Nittany Lion defense, or lack of same. Against the pass—and Northwestern is a passing team—PSU ranks 72nd in pass efficiency defense and 107th in sacks. If the Wildcats should choose to run the ball, they’ll be up against a rushing defense worse than Michigan’s, allowing 155 yards per game. Injuries to key players and poorer than expected performances by others cast this as a mediocre defense at best. We cannot kid ourselves about that. Is Khari Fortt ever going to get playing time at defensive end? Regardless of the individual tweaks here and there, which come an an unfortunately late juncture in the season, the defensive suckage cannot be expected to be ameliorated this year. There are just too many weaknesses at too many positions. The one bright spot is that Penn State’s Nick Sukay leads the conference in interceptions but it is just our luck that Sukay tore a pec muscle and is out for the year.

Special teams: advantage Penn State. Thank God for small miracles. Collin Wagner leads the conference in field goals. I have maintained that Wagner is Penn States offensive MVP this season, and I see no reason to abandon that position at this point. He has become a reliable scorer, a potent weapon for a team that has struggled to score touchdowns. Anthony Fera is a fairly reliable punter and can kick the ball deep on kickoffs. And we’re all waiting for Chaz Powell to break another long kickoff return for a touchdown, damnit!

I suppose that one big factor in this home game will be the quest for Paterno’s 400th. Will the players be motivated to play beyond themselves for the glory of dear old State and for Joe? The 3:30 pm start should give them plenty of time to wake up and ready themselves. It remains to be seen whether they will come out with guns a-blazin’ in the first quarter. We know that this bunch doesn’t do well coming from behind.

The weather should be a factor. Variable cloudiness with a high of 42 and possible rain or snow showers is the forecast from State College’s own AccuWeather.com. This, of course, favors the running game. Theoretically, if you forget the first six games of the season, it should in turn favor Penn State. Can you forget the first six games of the season just because the last two were decent? No, you cannot. I think if anything, the weather favors the Wildcats because the two sucky running games will cancel themselves out and it will be up to the passing game. Persa’s plodding style tips the scales toward Northwestern, and if Bolden starts, it exacerbates that situation. On the other hand, one never knows how two concussion boys will handle their first outing after getting their bells rung. Maybe the cool weather will clear their heads.

Well, Turkey aficionados, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for, the Official Turkey Poop Inflailable [sic] Forecast, the fearless, flagellative, fablungeta, Phillistine, faggoty forecast (I can’t think of any more alliterative f-words, can you?), forsooth! But first, have you heard that the Nittany Lion mascot, who was ticketed for public intoxication in August, has finally been fired? Yep, happened during the week. We at the Turkey wish him well in his forthcoming endeavors and hope that he can curtail that nasty drinking habit. It can ruin your life, lad! But I digress. Back to the game, the gambling line favors the Nittany Lions by six points, with an over/under of 48.5. At the beginning of the season, this Turkey’s predictions for the season called for PSU to lose to either Michigan or Northwestern, and I have no reason to change my mind at this point. The Lions beat Michigan because of their crappy defense; nevertheless, they allowed 31 points while doing so. While NWU doesn’t have a Denard Robinson, they don’t make many mistakes (+.63 turnover margin, as opposed to State’s -.13). Is this beginning to sound a bit ominous to you? It should. The gamblers seem to be suggesting a Penn State win with a score of like 27-21, but the Turkey doesn’t see it that way. Joe will have to wait for November 20, the Turkey’s birthday, to get his 400th win. On a chilly day, take Northwestern plus six, and take the under. We’re looking at NWU 23, PSU 16.

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Can we keep this thing going?

Posted on November 1, 2010 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Essentials for Game

Saturday night was a godsend to those of us who had already declared that the 2010 season had gone to hell in a hand basket. The Nittany Lions’ 41-31 win over perennial nemesis Michigan was a big feeling game with few significant implications to the casual observer, but we serious Penn State fans know that it provided substantive relief from the stigma of a lost season with a losing record while providing Evan Royster with the perfect vehicle for eclipsing Curt Warner’s all-time leading rushing record. Thus, high points abounded and there were virtually no negatives. It was a walk in the park, a night at the opera, a roll in the hay — all bound together in one neat little no-defense package.

Essentials for Game
Essentials for Game

Our original viewing venue was to have been The Cave, but since this Turkey had contracted a case of CroV (Cafeteria roenbergensis virus), Jackstand volunteered to perform hosting duties at Mike’s Garage. In one of two areas in which men use measurement devices to compare attributes with one another, Jackstand (aka Mike) has a 15 inch advantage over this Turkey. Show me a man who does not exhibit pride in his screen measurement and I’ll show you half a man. I still like my 50-incher, but I digress. Artificially Sweetened had carved a Pumpkin for the occasion and was looking forward to the game. So was I. After being cooped up sick for a few days, I needed to get out, too. Using visualization therapy involving mental vignettes of Penn State football coaching scenarios in important games, I strove for absolute sphincter reliability; adding a quick swig of Pepto-Bismol for good measure, AS and I climbed into the M3GEEZRmobile to descend upon Mike’s Garage.

The Penn State vs. Michigan game meant little to the Big Ten standings. Both teams are out of the championship picture. It meant nothing at all with respect to the SSMNC, as both teams now have three losses. It could have given Michigan a non-losing season guarantee and bowl eligibility, but it didn’t. Yea, verily, nothing much was on the line on Saturday night. Yet at University Park, it was given all the pomp and ceremony of “the” game.

Paternoville was erected on Monday of game week. Alas, this novelty must be getting a bit long in the tooth with the local purveyors of comestibles, inasmuch as by Friday the denizens were complaining of food shortages. A “Rally in the Valley” pep rally featuring members of the team and Joe Paterno was conducted on Friday night. Vendor and exhibit tents popped up along Curtin Road, where fans could enjoy face time and autographs from Penn State heroes of the past such as Jack Ham, Franco Harris, and Jordan Norwood. A student white-out was declared and many non-students seemed to have picked up on the white-out idea.

Given Michigan’s woes in the Rodriguez era, at season’s outset no one had envisioned that this contest would become the high point of the year. Most prognosticators automatically penciled in a “W”. However, as the 2010 campaign wore on, that “W” started looking shaky. With the embarrassment of a Homecoming loss to Illinois fresh in our minds and visions of Denard Robinson running 200+ yards invaded our partisan minds, many flip-flopped that no-brainer “W” into a pretty certain “L”. We PSU faithful began to look toward the Michigan encounter as the last remaining hope for the season. Aided and abetted by the 8 PM kickoff, the conditions were ripe for the carnival atmosphere surrounding Beaver Stadium. This was it. The big game. Do or die. The season was on the line.

It was a classic testosterone generator. By game time, Penn State was a 3.5 point underdog—in its own house. Not only did the gamblers favor Michigan but also normally friendly sports writers and bloggists including this Turkey were out there picking Michigan like a horde of journalistic rats abandoning Penn State’s sinking ship. Players and coaches were not deaf to these rumblings. Chests puffed out and pads were punched. Octogenarian head coach Joe Paterno’s voice hit notes an octave higher than usual. “Nobody beats us in our house!” A collection of fairly talented guys with no superstars and no semblance of leadership could finally band together in this common cause to escape the lethargy and ennui of a mediocre season. Here was a game worth playing.  And so, they played.

“We’re doing a good job of making a lot of quarterbacks look pretty good.” —Rich Rodriguez

Everyone had expected a high scoring game, and they got what they wanted. Led by an unintended starter due to the concussion suffered by Rob Bolden in the Minnesota game, red-shirt sophomore quarterback Matt McGloin (17-28, 250, 1 TD) and the Nittany Lions came out ready for action, attacking Michigan’s deservedly much maligned defense from the first play of the game. McGloin’s passing was generally accurate and he spread the ball around, including even the fullback in the mix. Evan Royster was the cornerstone of the running game, with 150 yards on 29 carries. Royster finally broke out of his season slump and broke Curt Warner’s record at the same time. By the time the second half rolled around, Penn State had achieved a 28-10 advantage.

That meant it was time for the coaching Kegels to begin squeezing those butt cheeks. The Lions’ defense, a mediocre bunch, would be relied upon to keep the game out of reach while the offense would play low-risk ball. Michigan won the second half 21-13, but that was not good enough. As everyone figured, Denard Robinson was virtually unstoppable in the open field, rushing for 191 yards on 27 carries. Robinson also had a decent, though not spectacular, night passing (11-23, 190, 1 TD).

In my pre-game comments, I wrote that both defenses were sieves and the keys to the game for Penn State would be playing error free and controlling the football. I’ll be damned if that’s not what happened. The game had no turnovers on either side. Penn State incurred a single penalty, an unnecessary face mask on a touchdown play committed by defender Chaz Powell. Otherwise, there were few mistakes. Penn State controlled the ball for 37:29 minutes to Michigan’s 22:31. It would be hard not to win given those parameters.

Penn State wound up with 28 first downs to Michigan’s 19, they were 10-16 on third down conversions and 2-2 on fourth downs,  and they had few troubles scoring once in the red zone. It seemed as if we were watching a “whole nuther team” than we’d been seeing this year to date. The “Joe Must Go” contingent even agreed that the coaching was excellent. We even got one of those déjà vu things going with one of those fourth down conversions in the fourth quarter, which provided the most raucous audience participation moment of the evening at Mike’s Garage.

Artificially Sweetened
Artificially Sweetened, in repose

The clock had wound down to 3:44, and with Penn State stalled at fourth and four on the Michigan 22, the Wolverines called a time out. There was still plenty of time for our foes to score twice to either tie or win the game. In this situation, the reward for risking a field goal still would have been a two score game, albeit two touchdowns, but the downside of missing the 39-yarder would have been huge. With four yards to go, lining up the offense to go for fourth down would similarly risk giving up the ball to the Wolverines with decent field position and lots of time.

I guess Artificially Sweetened (see picture) had determined that the game was well in hand. Or maybe not. Whatever was the case, she was curled up on the couch next to me encased in a blanket and snoring softly. She had been sleeping for most of the fourth quarter.

Penn State came out and lined up for the field goal. What happened next woke me up. I wasn’t sleeping, but I was lulled into semi-catatonia by Sphincter Mode football and just expected another boring place kick. Wait! Collin Wagner has the ball and is running like a coyote with a lit Roman candle up his ass. I guess it woke up our friend zbeard, too, for suddenly, as Wagner approached the first down marker, he bellowed in his Western Pennsylvania yinzer twang at 90 dBA,

“All right!! Wagner!!! WooHoo!”

AS woke up with a start and a pissed off look on her face. I tell you, if looks could kill, this one would have done it. It didn’t last long, so zbeard probably does not even know that his life was close to being snuffed out. After the commotion died down, AS managed to get back to sleep, the need for which eclipsed the need for status updates on the game. It would turn out that she had contracted a milder case of CroV from me and was mustering resources in her pre-virus shedding debilitation.

We watched the end of the game, followed by the end of the Oregon-USC game, after which zbeard decided it was time to leave and once again the commotion woke AS up. “Did we win?” she asked.

We won. It was a good win, a satisfying one. What did it mean? Here are a few thoughts:

  • Joe Paterno got one game closer to the “magical” 400 win mark. He now stands at 399. While Paterno himself pooh-poohs the significance of 400 wins, many self-proclaimed experts think that this could be the year he retires if he gets to 400 and gets to play in a bowl game. He is too many wins away from John Gagliardi’s record of 476 to shoot for it, although he could still play another season and surpass Eddie Robinson’s 408, something I think he’s likely to try to do.
  • With five wins, one more win, which is almost assured, will give the team its bowl eligibility, although whichever bowl it is won’t be any great shakes. Still, bowl eligibility is a viable goal that many thought would be unreachable after the Illinois debacle.
  • Evan Royster has now cemented his position on the Stairs of Fame at the Student Bookstore.
  • With McGloin’s workmanlike performance in the Minnesota and Michigan games in the books, a quarterback controversy could be in the works.
  • Most significantly for the football purist, it meant that these guys could get together, could open it up in a big game to get on top early, and could play with enthusiasm. McGloin and Royster have a confidence builder as a cornerstone for the rest of the season, to the extent that it involves them

Let’s wake up from the euphoria for just a moment.

Even lowly Indiana has a better defense than Michigan’s. So, get those 1994 offensive juggernaut ideas out of your head, you who flip-flop and sway like a flag in the breeze. Let’s get realistic. The Nittany Lions’ offensive line looked great against Michigan. The running game worked. The passing game worked. Does that mean that all of our season’s woes have ended?

Not hardly.

But at least now there’s some hope.

We’ll be back later in the week with a look ahead to the Northwestern game.

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