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Sudden Impact: Lay Off Sam Ficken, Already!

Posted on September 11, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I’m back to Sudden Impact for a while. Laser Focus was getting on my nerves.

On this 11th anniversary of the 9/11 massacre, either of my two titles for this potpourri column seems to be irreverent and inappropriate. However, I won’t be sweetcarolined here — Neil Diamond didn’t write his song about child molestation and I didn’t write Sudden Impact and Laser Focus to connote terrorism.

I hope we all can take time to think about what happened on that horrible day in 2001, in which a few hours made a sudden impact on all of our lives that will be a part of us forever, for better or worse. Remember those who perished, and those who continue to perish in Afghanistan. And remember that to maintain our freedom requires a great commitment to ideas that were codified long before all of us were born, but time-tested as they are, we are loath to ignore them.

 

This issue of Sudden Impact begins with the title story. Lay off Sam Ficken, Already! Okay, so the kid missed four field goals on Saturday. And an extra point, yeah, I know. So what? He had the courage to go out there and try, and he has the continued courage to stay with it when the chips are down and the dorks are on his case. His teammates are behind him. Take a lesson from them.

From Nitknee via BWI: “The last time we had a kicking performance similar to today, it was by Robbie Gould. It just so happens that Gould is now one of the best in [the] NFL. Ficken has been pushed into this position due to Fera’s transfer. Otherwise, he would be redshirting this year. I still believe he will be an adequate-to-good kicker in the future.”‘

I was fine with that paragraph until the “adequate-to-good” adjectivalization burst my bubble. The fact is that none of us who watch the game on TV or in the stadium have the slightest idea how Ficken will turn out. The vast majority of us have not seen him kick in practice. Accordingly, neither can I agree with Nitknee’s fair-to-middlin’ assessment, nor can I make one of my own. The coaches have some kind of idea, though, and if he didn’t have the potential to be good, he wouldn’t be on the field kicking for us.

“Hypocrisy runs deep in college athletics, but after all that has happened this off-season, one would think that the student athletes at Penn State deserve much, much more from their ‘fans.'” —Chad Markulics, Penn State football blogger

What’s that you say? He’s our only kicker? Not really, but close. One thing we all can say with impunity is that the responsibility for winning or losing a game being invested in a 19 year-old leg has got to be an almost unbearably heavy burden for the first few times out. Most of us will never know that kind of pressure. No matter whether surrounded by friendly or hostile fans, all eyes, tens of thousands of them, are on a kid who must concentrate on his mechanics while the butterflies beat a fluttering drumbeat in his stomach. A millisecond here or there, and he’s wide of the mark. Then the boos or the jeers start, and he has to stew in his own juices until the next time he’s called out there — alone— to repeat the performance. How easy it could be to screw up, to feel snake bit. Coaching, practice, and most of all, game experience is the only way to beat that.

Some guys never get over a day like Ficken had. I recall the sad case of Nick Anderson, a guard with the NBA Orlando Magic, who back in 1995 missed four straight free throws in the NBA Finals against Houston. If he had made any one of those four, the Magic would have won the game, which was Game One. As it turned out, they got swept by the Rockets. Anderson, who had been very good from the line and sometimes magical from the floor, lost it after that episode. The team sent him to sports psychologists, and god knows what else, but he was never the same. So, you never know. If a guy who had been a pro basketball player for several years can screw up and get so shook that he can’t do the job anymore, then what about a 19 year-old kid?

“It’s okay to be disappointed — that’s inevitable. Don’t be discouraged — that’s a choice. Keep believing.” —Michael Robinson via Twitter

We don’t know how Ficken will turn out, but he deserves our support, unlike the jerks on Twitter who gave him a load of crap after the game. These Twitter jaggoffs have never been in Sam’s shoes, and they probably lack the brains to pass a course at Penn State, let alone do so while being committed to football concomitantly. They exist, though, and it’s ugly. Take a look at this crap.

Worse than disgusting, isn’t it? Give the kid a chance!

 ******

Will you be hanging around State College on Wednesday, October 3? This Turkey would like to be a fly on the wall at the State Theater, where they’ll be having a confab entitled, “The Future of the NCAA and Its Membership” on October 3 at 7 p.m. The announcement begins with, “The rapidly evolving governance of college sports will be examined…” I believe that should read, “The rapidly disintegrating governance of college sports will be examined…” In any case, thanks to Joe for digging this one up. You can find the announcement on Penn State’s site.

******

Maybe we’re becoming frustrated with a team that wasn’t destined for greatness, and we should set our sights a little lower so we won’t be too disappointed. It is certainly true that recruiting wasn’t going all that well even before Showergate unfolded, and then we had Mass Exodus, Phase I (with Phase II forthcoming, after the season). Bill O’Brien, as all of us should know, has on helluva tough job working with a dearth of talent and trying to make do with far fewer scholarships for the next four years. It will be fun to watch him do  what he can do with what he has been given. To paraphrase the Liza Minelli song, “If he can make it here, he’ll make it anywhere!” The ever insightful Frank Bodani of the York Daily Record discusses this in “Penn State’s 0-2 record can help the rebuilding project.” Thanks again to Mr. 12-0 Joe for the pointer.

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I hit both my personal goal ($1,250) and my team goal ($2,000) for Saturday’s 2012 Greater Orlando Heart Walk. Of course, that shouldn’t mean that you are off the hook! Just click here or on the thermometer widget at the top of the column to the right to donate. Every bit helps, and the American Heart Association is a very worthwhile cause! Big thanks to those of you who have helped me meet my goals for 2012. You guys rock!

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Hey, I got through almost a whole column without even mentioning Vicky Triponey. Oops!

******

My eyes are giving out on me. It’s late and I haven’t even checked Twitter yet. However, if I do, I’ll be up half the night.

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Filed Under: Penn State Football, Penn State Scandal Tagged With: Bill O'Brien, Heart Walk, Sam Ficken, Sudden Impact

The High School Yearbook Photos

Posted on September 10, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Some say I’m obsessed with Vicky, but no, I’m just thorough in my research. ??? ???? ?????? Why should I let a woman who bad-mouthed Penn State off the hook so easily? ???? ????? Hell, it was bad enough when she was there, disbanding student government and all, but she’s still out there flapping her jaw to Emmert and Freeh, so why not let us take a look at her when she was sweet and innocent and ask ourselves when and why she became such a vindictive dogette. She truly does remind me of Tracy Flick in “The Election” (played by Reese Witherspoon), so perhaps her days at Curwensville Area High were indeed the seeds of her quest for vindication against an abstract foe that was personified at Penn State by Joe Paterno and the male athletic culture.

We previously posted an adult picture; now, without further ado, The High School Collection. Click on each thumbnail to display the full-size photo. ???? ?????????

 

 

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Double Trouble

Posted on September 10, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Now, I’m doubly pissed off! Not only did the Nittany Lions make a poor showing of it in their 17-16 loss to Virginia on Saturday, but also in the game to which I’ve been looking forward for half the summer, Peyton Manning manninghandled the Steelers’ defense in the fourth quarter, winning it 31-19. At least the Lions came through for me in my NFL survivor pool (take THAT, Kubany!), albeit in sloppy fashion. For the first full weekend of fall football entertainment, it sure as hell could be more entertaining.

On the good side, the AHA Heart Walk campaign proceeds apace, and big surprise, I scored a $500 donation this morning. So, at least on that front, things are looking up.

I really don’t have much to say about the Penn State game. As you all know, it was easily a winnable game, even without the services of our number one tailback, Bill Belton. Gaining 121 yards on the ground while holding the Cavaliers to 32, converting three of four fourth downs, and getting 19 first downs to Virginia’s 14 should have been enough for the Nittany Lions.  And throw in four turnovers for the Hoos to none for the Nits for good measure. However, our boys were awful on third down, converting only ten of 23, and, shhhhhhhhh, don’t want to spook the boy who’s already snake bit, but four missed field goals is a sure recipe for blowing a game.

Penn State looked good early — again — scoring on its first drive, a 17 play, 75 yard affair that consumed 6:27. But then, the Nittany Lions wouldn’t score again until the fourth period. Amazing! They sure as hell squandered the many opportunities they were given. Ficken missed from 40, 38, 20, and 42, but worst of all, he had an extra point blocked that would have sent the game to overtime, maybe, perhaps. He did make one from 32 after Mauti recovered a Cav fumble, and those were the only points realized from a turnover during the whole damn game.

I’ll give credit where credit is due. Mauti played a helluva game. I won’t pin the loss on Sam Ficken, either. The offense was just plain bad, and the third-down stats tell that tale quite well without much embellishment from me, thankyouverymuch.

One entertaining highlight was Glenn Carson running a faked punt 19 yards for one of those three fourth down conversions I mentioned. Got to give it to Ron Vanderlinden — he doesn’t mind his linebackers’ penchant for moonlighting!

So, it’s the Midshipmen next (whom I used to call the “midshipments” as a kid), who might be beatable if some of the many kinks can be worked out. But hear me talking, there are no sure things anymore this season. Not Temple, Not Northwestern, Not Indiana, Not Purdue. Iowa, maybe. They really suck this year. LOL. I’ll be back later this week with a savage tale of the midshipments who not only have a little girl in every port, but a little port in every girl.

******

Being in a rather masochistic mood last night due to what I described above, I went looking for a picture of

The Woman Who Took On Joe Paterno and Lost!

And here she is. No reason you should sleep tonight if I didn’t.

Vicky Triponey
Vicky Triponey

Then, I went looking for someone who could play her role in the forthcoming biopic about Joe Paterno, starring Al Pacino as Joe.

One image stuck in my head, which was probably due to her haircut and her suit. I think it works on more than one level, but I’m just not certain.

Fred Gwynne
Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster

But I thought, “Get real, dude!” He was much too tall to play Vicky. He would not be believable, other than the facial resemblance.

So, that is when my mind wandered over to Charlize Theron. No, wait! I’m not talking about the South African beauty in her usual skin; I mean the way the makeup geniuses and Charlize’s acting talent were able to somehow transform her to fit the role of scuzzball Aileen Wuornos in “Monster.”

Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos in “Monster”

Well, what do you think? I like the idea, myself, although it led to nightmares when I finally was able to get to sleep last night. Also, I rolled it by the Twitter folks, one of whom required emergency therapy upon seeing the first of the pictures above. Nevertheless, I’m pretty sure that we got a consensus in favor of Charlize, but only if the same makeup crew is still available.

I’ll be nice to you, though, since you guys are always nice to me. I’ll sign off with a picture of Charlize as she usually looks so you won’t have nightmares.

Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron

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