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Anchors Aweigh!

Posted on September 14, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I won’t have much time to write this week because of the impending 2012 Greater Orlando Heart Walk. I don’t think you’ll mind if I take a little time off of spewing drivel in favor of supporting a worthwhile charity. I’m a team captain with a great team that raised lots of money. The finale is tomorrow.

So, here we are this week, with Penn State sporting an 0-2 record going into the well rested Midshipmen of Navy, who lost big to Notre Dame in Ireland for their opener.

When you think of famous alumni of the USNA, you have to think of lots of astronauts and one former president, Jimmy Carter. I don’t want to think about Jimmy too much, so let us move on.

Navy runs the triple option, which has typically given the Nittany Lions’ defense fits. You have to believe that Bill O’Brien will feel nostalgic Georgia Tech pangs, and that he will call upon distant memories to implement an option stopping plan. Having guys like Mauti helps, of course. Swarm, Front Seven, Swarm! Contain! All those fancy words. Get ’em.

If the Lions are successful in keeping the option at bay, forcing the Midshipmen to pass, we’ve got our undermanned secondary to be concerned about.

But you know all of that, don’t you? ??? ???? ?????

On offense, the Lions are all banged up, and the prognosis is uncertain. Belton and Day both practiced, but as I write this it is not known whether either, both, or neither will play. With or without them, I believe that it will be a stretch to expect any significant offense, either aerial or terrestrial. ???? ????? ???? Curtis Dukes will no doubt get many of the carries, and if Akeel Lynch has to play, there goes his redshirt. On the other hand, Navy sucked defending the Irish run (which is what you get when you mix too much Irish stew with Irish brew), allowing almost 300 yards.

Ethereally, the latest departure, Shawney Kersey, a starting wide receiver, makes a huge dent in the passing game. McGloin’s elbow might be an issue, too. With Paul Jones washing out, freshman Steven Bench might see significant duty if all McGloin can throw are wounded ducks. Navy’s secondary sucked against the Irish, but we don’t even know who’ll be throwing what to whom. Allen Robinson and Kyle Carter seem to be the “givens” in the aerial assault force, but beyond them, who? Will whoever plays quarterback have any rhythm with guys who haven’t been playing all that much? ???? ??? I mean, what’s the deal here?

Since Penn State’s  kicking game sucks, it will be hard to give us the edge in that area. In fact, the PSU return game sucks, too, so Navy has to have the advantage in special teams, even if O’Brien runs another fake punt. I like the fact that O’Brien is giving Ficken a confidence-builder of a game here. The students living in the tent colony formerly known as Paternoville will be flying a banner in support of Ficken. That’s the way it should be. This is not Scott “Wide Right” Norwood screwing up Super Bowls. This is a kid who deserves to play. Unlike Fera, he didn’t give up the ship. Nevertheless, until Ficken proves that he can make field goals and extra points, I can’t attribute very many points to him when making my fearless predictions.

It is expected that the Nittany Lions would be a little down — at least — after dropping two games, particularly the eminently winnable Virginia game. So, the coaching staff has to understand that it is dealing with fragile young egos and motivate the players appropriately. It might be tough to get them up for this game. At least it’s not a noon start. The football culture hating ESPN thought it would be good to give this game a 3:30 slot, for some reason, perhaps because it is Military Appreciation Day.

We are honored to have the same damn announcing team that we had last week for Virginia: Mike Patrick, Ed Cunningham, and Jeanine “Sweet Baby” Edwards. It’s a reverse mirror ESPN2/ABC thingie, which means somewhere it is on ESPN2 and otherwhere it is on ABC. Check the coverage map to see on which channel to find it in your area.

So, what’s with the weather? Absolutely poifect! The forecast calls for sunny with a high of 70ºF (21ºC). Not a thing to complain about. Just a wonderful early fall day. It’s still technically summer, but who cares?

OK, so you’ve waded through my drivel; now you get to the good part, where you scorn my selection and my score prediction. Yes, friends, this is the World Famous Official Turkey Poop Prediction for the Week! Ah, the Turkey sucks at predictions this year, being 1-1. I’d say I know how O’Brien feels, but at least I have one win. This week, the Nittany Lions are favored by seven points on their home turf, and the over/under is 47.5, suggesting that the gamblers think this will end up 27-20, in favor of Penn State. I just don’t see how the Lions are going to put that many points on the scoreboard. In an “I don’t think we know how bad it really is” upset special, Navy 20, Penn State 9 — and take the “under”.

I’ll be back in a day or two with a recap of what I hope doesn’t go the way of my prediction. Enjoy it, one way or the other.

 

 

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Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Navy

PS4RS Freeh Report Critique

Posted on September 13, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The folks over at PS4RS (Penn Staters for Responsible Stewardship) have completed their review of the Freeh report and have presented their conclusions, just in time for the 30 minutes of open mike time at the Penn State Board of Trustees meeting.

Here’s an excerpt from the foreword:

The University has cast blame upon four individuals (Tim Curley, Joe Paterno, Gary Schultz, and Dr. Graham Spanier), three of whom were unable to defend themselves. However, rather than pointing the proverbial finger at individuals with limited or no training in the recognition and prevention of child abuse, the University’s investigation should have focused on why and how trained professionals at the following entities failed to stop Sandusky, despite being placed on notice of his alleged actions in 1998 and/or 2001:

  1. Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare;
  2. Centre County Children and Youth Services;
  3. State College Borough Police Department
  4. Centre County District Attorney’s Office; and
  5. The Second Mile.
Each of these law enforcement or child welfare agencies were placed on official notice, along with the University Police Department, of the events of 1998 and/or 2001. It is beyond comprehension how the public has been led to believe that there was a “cover-up” or “concealment” by representatives of the University. That assertion is wholly unsupported by evidence and, in fact, the evidence is completely to the contrary.

I’ll post a copy here for your review while I read the 57 page document myself.

Thanks to Joe for the heads-up.

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Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Freeh Report, PS4RS, Sandusky Scandal

Inscrutable!

Posted on September 13, 2012 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I think I have it figured out now. I’ll use “Laser Focus” to deal with “moving forward”. Yeah, dat’s it!

“She a go getta flow spitter dream on..she ah gold digger she’ll do ya till cream gone!!” —Gerald Hodges, via Twitter

I got the letter below from a local Nittany Lions alumnus who happened to co-reside on my sophomore year dorm floor way the hell back when McKean Hall was East Hall E. This guy, whom I’ll call NITTANY1, is an intense character, one who had no use for Joe Paterno, and who spent far too much time in the Army not to have come out unscathed mentally. And thus, with that in mind, please understand that I found this letter just as inscrutable as Gerald Hodges’ Tweeted rap lyric [pull quote], and as much of a head-scratcher as you will, save for its general theme that perhaps suggests that Penn State should ditch the Big Ten and join the ACC.

PENN STATE RESIGNS BIG TEN

No vision. Why couldn’t Penn State have done last spring what Notre Dame just did? We have NO future in the Big Ten and have NEVER been welcome. Now we’re hated by them worse than, well, Notre Dame. Why are we granting them our essence? You’re dropping trou in front of a Nebraskan. Do you know how D E A D the Big Ten schools are?

Karin and BSCGator are going to Kentucky – Florida Saturday. Two have-nots, but very different, vibrant venues.

“Just as an urn made of clay lowered into a well eventually breaks, so too must all generals die in battle.” —NITTANY1

Vacate the Big Ten “because it’s the just and righteous thing to do for us at this difficult time. Let us take this respite to find our way. Thank you.” use tissue. Now then, you take it in the ass the next 5-10 years the whole time re-building yourself and eliciting this GROUNDSWELL of sympathy that has conferences begging for you to join. And you know who’ll be first in line. To quote the esteemed Beano Cook ten years ago: “What do the Big Ten and Spain have in common? They have both seen better days.”

The next 5-10 you’re playing a schedule like Charleston Southern while our corps of blonde virgin fans and alums is preaching sportsmanship, rebuilding, and NMF child-molesting. That shouldn’t be hard; it’s the same line of bullshit nurtured while Joe was there.

You get Notre Dame home-and-home, Pitt home-and-home. Three Big Ten’s, couple ACCs, say, an SEC home-and-home. WTF else do you need? You’re getting laid in purgatory FFS!

Then in 2020,21,or 22, Viola! You’re the ACC, or SEC, or Big 12, or Mrs. Notre Dame.

__________

Viola, indeed! Any comments? [suppressing a belly laugh]

I do want to know about the blonde virgin fans, though.

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Filed Under: Penn State Football, Penn State Scandal Tagged With: ACC, Big Ten, blonde virgin fans, Joe Paterno, NITTANY1, Notre Dame

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