No, the title does not refer to Hackenberg’s klutzily ugly fumble yesterday.
The Turkey is the master klutz, having broken his right hand punching a Lazy Boy recliner (Mark McGwire model, ca. 1999).
I’ve got a fiberglass splint courtesy of the ER and will get a hard cast this week; therefore, typing will be difficult. But the show must go on and I’m looking into voice transcription applications once the Oxycontin wears off. (No great rush there. )
If Turkey updates are a little slow in coming, and are couched in some strange tongue when they get here, you now know why!
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PSUdoc90 says
Did you punch the chair because of the fumble?
Prayers for a quick recovery!
The Nittany Turkey says
No, I punched the chair because I was pissed off.
Thanks for the prayers.
—TNT
BigAl says
Hope you recover quickly, too
It’ll drive you nuts if you can’t post comments about the upcoming game with your former employer. Maybe you can dictate your post to Artificially Sweetened and she can type it.
Artificially Sweetened says
I volunteered to do just that, BigAl!
The Nittany Turkey says
That was after she called me a dumbass for breaking it.
I solved the problem with voice recognition software, which doesn’t talk back.
—TNT
jd says
personally, i think the recliner had it coming.
stupid, no good, lazy recliner.
The Nittany Turkey says
Okay so it had it coming. Thing is, it looks at me smugly realizing that I got worst of it.
One night I’m going to go down to the family room and blow it up while it’s sleeping.
—TNT