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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Posted on December 23, 2016 Written by The Nittany Turkey

This turkey (who narrowly escaped the butcher block on Thanksgiving, but was pardoned by Obama along with 260 other Death Row inmates), wants to wish all six of my readers, along with the entirety of the vast unwashed who choose not to read my drivel a

VERY

MERRY

CHRISTMAS!

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  1. myreligioniskindness says

    December 23, 2016 at 11:23 am

    Noël! Noël! Noël! Noël!
    A Catholic tale have I to tell! And a Christian song have I to sing
    While all the bells in Arundel ring.

    I pray good beef and I pray good beer
    This holy night of all the year,
    But I pay detestable drink for them
    That give no honour to Bethlehem.

    May all good fellows that here agree
    Drink Audit Ale in heaven with me
    And may all my enemies go to hell!
    Noël! Noël! Noël! Noël!
    May all my enemies go to hell!
    Noël! Noël!

    Hilaire Belloc (from the The Four Men, 1912)

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    • The Nittany Turkey says

      December 23, 2016 at 11:25 am

      LOL

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  2. Lawrence Hamilton says

    December 24, 2016 at 7:04 am

    I can’t beat that but lemme just say “tanks allot” for your humor. I always look forward to it each football season. And this season PSU has truly been blessed.

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    • The Nittany Turkey says

      December 30, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      Thank YOU for your readership! I kid about my six readers, but each one of you is precious to me. I’m working on the USC-PSU post, but in the meanwhile, Happy New Year!

      —TNT

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  3. jd says

    December 30, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Merry Christmas, Turk!

    Spent the holidays down in south florida with the family. Did some fishing, found sea glass, and looked for a house!

    Hope yours was just as good.

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    • The Nittany Turkey says

      December 30, 2016 at 4:48 pm

      All good stuff there, Drozz. Where are you looking for houses in South Florida?

      I’m working on the PSU-USC post, which will probably be rather different from my typical game previews/predictions!

      —TNT

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  4. Joe says

    December 30, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    Happy New Year NT! Looking forward to the Rose Bowl post & prediction and trying to figure out if our boys have a chance against those men of Troy.

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    • The Nittany Turkey says

      December 31, 2016 at 3:21 pm

      Happy New Year back atcha! I’m working on the Rose Bowl post now, as I have been doing for the past three days, but I keep getting phone calls and other interruptions! I think it’s almost done. It’ll be on line either later today or tomorrow. Back to Alabama-Wash.

      —TNT

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