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Irma Bearing Down on Central Florida

Posted on September 9, 2017 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Hurricane Irma
Hurricane Irma
Hurricane Irma Heads for South Florida

As I write this, Central Florida is one day away from bearing the punishing brunt of large and dangerous Hurricane Irma. While I completing the back-up process on this computer and before I put it away for safekeeping, I want to share some thoughts about Irma and about us Central Floridians, her supplicants for the next 48 hours. I did the same in advance of Hurricane Matthew last October, but I sure as hell hope this is not the start of an annual tradition.

I was worried about Matthew last year. Because he stayed off the coast and this area was on the western side of the storm, we had several hours of tropical storm conditions, but not much damage here, 50 miles inland. Irma is coming up the other side of the state and the present forecast models pretty much agree on a path through Central Florida as a major hurricane.  [Read more…]

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Iron City Light

Posted on September 5, 2017 Written by The Nittany Turkey

#4 Nittany Lions to Host Pitt Panthers

Pitt PanthersThe main title of this post is the name of a detestable brew that is a favorite of Pitt Panthers fans: Iron City Light. Known by the Pittsburgh locals (aka “yinzers”) as IC Light, it inspires me to repeat an old riddle:

Q: Why is IC Light like making love in a canoe?
A: They’re both fucking close to water!

(Well, given the impending storm and a possible impending sinus infection, this was the best my addled brain could dredge up for the occasion.)

The Pitt Panthers (1-0, 0-0 ACC) come to St. Joe Stadium at Beaver to play the #4 Nittany Lions (1-0, 0-0 B1G) at 3:30 on Saturday afternoon. Penn State, as you know, just shut out Akron 52-0, while Pitt blew a 21-point lead and had to beat Youngstown State in overtime. Florida State’s loss to Alabama, coupled with USC’s suckage, gave PSU a boost in the polls from #6 to #4. [Read more…]

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Nittany Lions Zip Past Zipless Zips, 52-Zip

Posted on September 4, 2017 Written by The Nittany Turkey

First Opening Shutout in Over 10 Years

The #6 Penn State Nittany Lions (1-0, 0-0 Big Ten) roared back from their soporific summer, pulverizing the penurious Akron Zips (0-1, 0-0 MAC) at home in St. Joe Memorial Stadium at Beaver by a convincing score of 52-0. Convincing of precisely what, I don’t know, but hell, it ended the football drought, and that was something, already! Moreover, this win started the season with a bang, being the first opening day shutout since the Lions administered a similar shellacking to FIU (59-0) in 2007. [Read more…]

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