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Posted on September 30, 2018 Written by The Nittany Turkey

tOSU 27, PSU 26

It was déjà vu all over again Saturday night at raucous, whited-out St. Joe Memorial-Penndot Stadium at Beaver Field. Like last year, and countless times before, the #9 Nittany Lions (4-1, 1-1) squandered a second-half lead to the better coached #4 Buckeyes (5-0, 2-0), ultimately losing by a single point, 27-26.

Not an Elite Team?

What is everybody (except those still on a drunken tear on High Street) talking about this morning? Two things. James Franklin asserting in his post-game media statement that Penn State is not an elite team, because it couldn’t beat an elite team is one thing, and the other thing is that Franklin and staff helped ensure that outcome by making the crappiest of all calls when the game was on the line.

Elite Teams Do Not Flinch

There were other questionable calls but none worse than the 4th & 5 call of a zone read RPO at the OSU 43 with 1:22 left in the game trailing 27-26. WTF? You all asked that question as did this turkey. I tried like hell to convince myself that Franklin is smarter than I about football (I never coached), and that he knows something I don’t. Even having let the anger/resentment/disappointment/denial and ultimate acceptance of the moment subside, I still have no fucking idea why the offensive brain trust could have called that fucking play!

“Overthinking”

Two timeouts worth of “thinking” went into the decision. The word “overthinking” comes to mind. ” Hey, the whole stadium knows we’re putting the ball in McSorley’s hands, so let’s trick their asses!” So, tOSU had been selling out stopping the run all night, succeeding in holding Miles Sanders to 43 yards on 16 carries. So, you think that’s going to change on 4th and 5, Franklin? You think they’re going to be playing the Sandusky pree-vert defense, or what? The run game was simply not working. Miles was tired. (I guess because of his fumble-itis, we saw none of Ricky Slade. WTF? Mark Allen out for the season, and no backup RB in a big game?)

The O-Line was being swarmed all night, our only hope of redemption being McSorley’s taking command of the game, establishing new highs for a Penn State quarterback. The ball should have been in his hands to sink or swim with the game on the line. GIVE THE BALL TO YOUR BEST PLAYER — which is McSorley, by far. Fuck me, that was not to be. No, instead, just give it to Sanders on a slow-developing hand-off. WTF? With five yards to go in the most critical situation with the game on the line, hand the ball to Sanders, who had been averaging fewer than THREE FUCKING YARDS per carry?

I’m getting all worked up again. I’m wondering how many URLs have been registered this morning like firejamesfranklin.com or rahnemustgo.net. Can anyone outside of Columbus  shed any light on why that call was justified? Please do tell. I’m open-minded, if a bit emotional at the moment.

Good Stuff, Though

Trace McSorley’s outstandingly stand-out performance thrilled me, as did the presence of good defense for the first time this year. (The latter was somewhat daunted by the tired defense allowing an 8-play, 96 yard touchdown drive to give tOSU the lead when Blake Gillikin, who had been having an off night, had pinned the Buckeyes deep in their end of the pen). McSorley was 16-32 for 286 yards passing and ran 25 times for 175 more yards. That’s 461 total yards. Amazing, albeit against a suspect Buckeyes’ defense that had sold out against the run.

WE HAD THIS GAME IN THE BAG. Again.

I know you all mostly despise ESPN, so I embed the following. Unfortunately for those who will merely brush it off because it came from ESPN, Paul Finebaum is right. Franklin needs to state that he blew it, not throw out fine red herrings about elite programs versus good versus great programs or any other adjectives and bullshit, already. Just explain the reasoning behind the call, take responsibility and QUIT THE BULLSHIT! Poppycock! (If for some reason it doesn’t display below (like ESPN fucked up the embed code), go see it at THIS LINK).

And with that, I’ll cast off on this self-flagellation voyage on a ship of fools and wish you a nice bye week. Please give me your comments, share your frustrations, provide behavioral insights, etc., etc., etc.

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Show Me Some Defense!

Posted on September 25, 2018 Written by The Nittany Turkey

ANYONE, please?

Ohio State BuckeyesShow me just something resembling sound, fundamental football without trying to offset your basic incompetence by scoring lots of points. I’m talking to both #9 Penn State and #4 Ohio State here. Please?

The atmosphere at St.Joe-Penndot Memorial Stadium will be electric, inasmuch as this White Out game has been hotly anticipated since last year’s 39-38 slugfest, won by the Buckeyes. While it is just another Super Bowl to James Franklin, this is a make-or-break game for anyone with the wild-ass, unrealistic expectation on either side that their boys are playoff-bound.

It is clear to me that the Nittany Lions were seeking to brush aside Illinois in last week’s Super Bowl while peering over the horizon toward this thing. And while this turkey would love to see something like a 14-10 outcome where defense is king, well, get those thoughts out of your head. This one will not disappoint those of you who like to see lots of scoring. ????? ??? You knew that all along, but I’ll say it anyway. ???? ?????? ???? If you liked everything about last year’s game but the final outcome, you’re going to like the way this looks. I guarantee it. [Read more…]

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Where’s the Beef?

Posted on September 24, 2018 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Defense Absent In Defeat of Illini

You all know the final score.  #9 Penn State (4-0, 1-0) woke up midway through the third quarter to defeat the Big Ten bottom-feeders from Illinois (2-2, 0-1) 63-24 after a lackluster first half and even surrendering the lead briefly in the second half. While Miles Sanders had another career day running for 200 yards, the porous PSU defense offset that accomplishment by surrendering 411 total yards, 245 of which were on the ground.

No One Got It Right

I’ll give the Mythical Nittany Turkey Premier Prognostication Award (MNTPPA) to Jackstand this week because he was the only one of you who had the balls to admit the crapitude of the front seven. His 48-21 prediction missed the top end, but hell… someone needed to make a statement about the defense, and Jackstand (Mike) did it.

Not Ready for Prime Time

Unless they’re sandbagging, this defense is in no way ready for the likes of Haskins, Dobbins, Campbell, & Co. Furthermore, the lack of disciplined play reflected by eight penalties for 72 yards plus two turnovers does not portend well for the upset over tOSU many of you assume is a possibility. I’ll be commenting more on this later in the week.

 

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