#11 Penn State (2-0) 51, Lowly Pitt (1-1) 6
We didn’t know what to expect (other than rain), but these Nittany Lions appear to be mudders, beating the Pitt muthas 51-6 in a steady downpour Saturday night at Heinz Field. They outslopped the sloppy and disjointed Pitt Panzers — yawohl!
At halftime, PSU Head Coach James Franklin must have said, “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, boys! They want to give it to you, so GO TAKE IT!” When all was said and done, the mighty Lions crossed the wire in a walkover with the lesser cats trailing by 45 lengths.
Our winning commentator this week is PSUDROZZ, who predicted a 42-21 rout. He gave Pitt too much credit, but he was the only one of you who didn’t expect a fairly close game and who invoked Pitt Hate Week, besides. Honorable Mention to Big Al, who asserted that PSU typically does well the next game or two after a closely contested win. [Read more…]
