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Morelli Makes Big Splash in Rain Soaked Beaver Stadium

Posted on April 24, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The long-awaited debut of Anthony Morelli as #1 quarterback on the roster was portended by his performance in the Blue-White spring intra-squad scrimmage on Saturday, as he led the Blue team to a 17-0 victory over the White. In an impressive passing performance, Morelli completed 13 of 16 passes for 191 yards in the first half. Aside from Morelli’s passing ability, however, there remain many questions about how this Nittany Lion team will fare in the fall.

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And What About Dentists?

Posted on April 20, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Aside from their willingness to explore dark, moist, cavernous spaces, a propensity proposed by The Redhead as common to dentists and gynecologists, dentists are worth including in the health care morass we’ve expounded upon here. So, I’ll now give you a dentist story or two.

But first, let me say that I don’t have dental insurance, so my relationships with dentists are not complicated by third-party payers. I’m the guy writing the checks and making the decisions.

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Anger Management

Posted on April 18, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

We all get those stupid Internet chain letters that generally are about some hoax like Lee Marvin having served under Mr. Rogers in the U.S. Marine Corps in Korea, or some such nonsense. Occasionally, though, one of these things will stand out as a genuinely creative effort. I am in no way attesting to the veracity of this one, but when I read it I got a huge laugh. Thus, I wanted to share it with you, not by polluting your mailbox, but by giving you the option to read it here if you feel like it.

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