Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Penn State (6-0) vs. Ohio State (6-0) The first real game of the season for Penn State (or "Game of the Year", as the media hype labels it) is nigh. The 6-0 Nittany Lions travel to Columbus to meet the Schmuckeyes (6-0) in what this Turkey … [Continue reading]
Penn State 63, UMass 0 Penn State spent a million and a half to buy themselves a guaranteed homecoming win, so it was no surprise that the purchase worked out well. Choosing a team that was 1-11 last year and on pace for a similar finish this … [Continue reading]
(Sung to the tune of "Home on the Range"). Noon, noon on the road, Where the Lions and the Buckeyes will play. And ever is heard a discouraging word, 'Cause noon kickoffs are so gay! Just sayin'. Kickoff time for the great big showdown … [Continue reading]