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No Longer Just a Leaked Rumor

Posted on November 24, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Beaver Stadium season ticket morass came to the fore this week, dominating the Penn State Official Athletic Site. This money grab in the midst of an economic recession inspires me to use the Yiddish term chutzpah, which roughly translates to, … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Beaver Stadium, Nittany Lion Club, Penn State Athletics, season ticket money grab, season tickets, STEP

Way to end the season!

Posted on November 22, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

This will be brief due to the hour, but I wanted to express my delight that the Nittany Lions made me look like an idiot. Yeah, I predicted that they would lose, as I had given up any hope of special teams competence, and I still wasn't comfortable … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: college football, Joe Paterno, Michigan State Spartans, Nittany Lions, Penn State Football, Sports

It won’t be significant longer than yesterday!

Posted on November 20, 2009 Written by The Nittany Turkey

I wish to relegate yet another hackneyed sportswriter cliche to the literary garbage can to accompany "it is what it is" and "controls one's own destiny" in that abominable collection of shoddily written detritus. Today's trite construct is: "If … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General, Penn State Football Tagged With: bad shit, crappy writing, sports slang

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The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

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