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No Homecoming Spoiler

Posted on October 9, 2023 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Penn State (5-0) Hosts UMass (1-6) Call it another bye week if you will, but Saturday's homecoming game against the 1-6 UMass Minutemen seems like a foregone conclusion. Were it not for the expectations of the marauding alumni, PSU players could … [Continue reading]

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We’re Screwed!

Posted on October 7, 2023 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

It's a Penn State bye week, so no football this week. Instead, I call upon an old, retired, neurotic mouse to ramble on about our dystopian future and politics in the forthcoming presidential election year. With high visibility crap going on all … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Current Events, Politics Tagged With: 2024 Presidential Election, Biden, Trump

Familiar Script

Posted on September 30, 2023 Written by The Nittany Turkey

"We're a Second-Half Team" The Penn State Nittany Lions (5-0, 3-0 Big Ten) played a shitty first half against the Northwestern Wildcats (2-3, 1-2) but went on to win decisively, 41-13. Big Al was right about this being a WTF game. Although looking … [Continue reading]

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The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

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