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Purple Haze

Posted on September 26, 2023 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Penn State (4-0) vs. Northwestern (2-2) Purple Haze? I'm proud of that thematic title, you know. During the summer, Northwestern University fired its successful, longtime head coach, Pat Fitzgerald, in the wake of revelations regarding hazing … [Continue reading]

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Ophelia, Get Thee to a Nunnery!

Posted on September 24, 2023 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Penn State 31, Iowa 0 The unbeatable, absolutely perfect Nittany Lions triumphed on a rainy, record-setting, white-out night in Beaver Stadium, shutting their Hawkeye asses out decisively in what can honestly be described as a rout. The first two … [Continue reading]

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They Are What They Are

Posted on September 19, 2023 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Penn State Hosts Iowa im ersten Ausweißenspiel Pardon my phony Pennsylvania Dutch, but the first white-out game of the 2023 campaign is upon us, and Iowa is what Iowa is, and everybody knows what they are. According to James Franklin, "They are … [Continue reading]

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The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

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