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For All Sad Words

Posted on November 9, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Bend But Don't Break defense is broke. It allowed a normally one-dimensional Iowa Hawkeyes team to pass its way down the field and kick a winning field goal with six seconds on the clock to quash the Nittany Lions' national title hopes. The … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: C reactive protein, corn, hogs, it broke, mashed potatoes

Avoiding the Iowa Trap

Posted on November 6, 2008 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The mighty #3 Penn State Nittany Lions (9-0, 5-0 Big Ten) travel to Iowa to meet the Iowa Hawkeyes (5-4, 2-3 Big Ten), at 3:30 on Sattiday. Dis game be a ABC/ESPN regional-ass game, which means that in some parts of dis country, da game on ABC and in … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Better not be 6-4, Boy Wonder, corn, Ebonics in sports writing, Kirk Ferentz, lots of corn

Let’s See What Happens

Posted on November 4, 2008 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

OK, with Ohio gone I'm ready to concede the presidency to Senator Barack Obama. I offer well earned congratulations to those of you who worked so hard to get your candidate elected. Now, it is my hope that reason and sense will prevail among his … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: 2008 election, 2008 Presidential Election, a schvartze already in da White House, Fairness Doctrine, liberalism, oy, victory celebration

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