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Magniloquent Monday

Posted on October 15, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Rank Rankings and the Return to Respectability The USA Today coaches' poll positions Penn State at #25, so whoop-dee-doo, we're back in business after whipping #19 Wisconsin. What does it mean? The Turkey hasn't had his coffee yet, and it's Monday … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Anthony Morelli, coprolalia, irrational exuberance, Penn State Football, polls, sphincter mode, team psychology

Comfortable at Home

Posted on October 14, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The title above represents my impression of the Wisconsin game: a comfortable win in comfortable environs, played with a high comfort level among comfortable players. The coaching even seemed more comfortable than usual. I suppose that a blowout win … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Anthony Morelli, blowout, college football, McCabe Sisters, Penn State, top ten turmoil, Wisconsin

Scott Charged with Rape

Posted on October 12, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

After a couple of weeks of speculation, the Patriot-News is reporting what we were all thinking here. While the impact to the team’s on-field performance might not be significant, the impact to the program and its head coach sure as hell is. … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Austin Scott, Nittany Lions, Paterno's doghouse, Penn State Football, program deterioration, rape

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The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

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