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You Have Got to be Kidding Me!

Posted on October 11, 2007 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

Imagine the scene: A toddler falls into the backyard pool. His mother discovers him, rushes him into the house and calls 911. Police and rescue workers arrive. As one of the officers tries to assist, she slips on the wet floor and falls hard on her … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: frivolous lawsuit, litigiousness, personal responsibility, plaintiff bar, Redhead's Reality Rants

Wisconsin Ramblings

Posted on October 10, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

Wisconsin Badgers

First of all, let’s get this out of the way. There. Don’t I feel better now? No, not really. This Turkey has a sinking feeling in the pit of his capacious stomach, having been subjected to the torture of the 2007 what’s gonna … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Anthony Morelli, Big Ten, college football, Joe Paterno road rage, Rumble at the HUB, Wisconsin Badgers

Paterno Pissed Off

Posted on October 9, 2007 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The Nittany Lions’ regular Monday practice was cancelled today, reports FOS. Paterno, apparently angry at recent off-field issues, called a team meeting and advised them to come back on Tuesday. ???? ????????? ??? ????????? Recently, we … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Joe Paterno, off-field incidents, Penn State Football

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The Nittany Turkey is a retired techno-geek who thinks he knows something about Penn State football and everything else in the world. If there's a topic, we have an opinion on it, and you know what "they" say about opinions! Most of what is posted here involves a heavy dose of hip-shooting conjecture, but unlike some other blogs, we don't represent it as fact. Read More…

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