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Charlie Sheen: Please Go Away

Posted on March 24, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

She doesn’t know it yet, but The Redhead and The Nittany Turkey have inaugurated our first annual Hollywood Celebrity Nutball Bashfest. Recently, The ‘Head gave Tom Cruise the heave-ho. This evening, I’ll “salute” the … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Penn State Football Tagged With: Current Events

Tom Cruise: Please Go Away

Posted on March 21, 2006 Written by The Mouse Who Ate Xanax

Who knew that pseudo-actor Tom Cruise was a scholar? Mr. Cruise apparently has a lot of insight into psychiatric illness. He even has some strong advice for the unenlightened among us: Suffering from depression? Schizophrenia? Bi-polar disorder? Put … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: Redhead's Reality Rants

The Pope and the Bear Hunters

Posted on March 16, 2006 Written by The Nittany Turkey

The new Pope took a couple of days off to visit Alaska after the spring thaw. He was cruising along in the PopeMobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the … [Continue reading]

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