The latest actual known name with an alleged hat in the PSU coaching ring is Greg Schiano, presently of Rutgers.

I’m getting a little tired of writing about the latest flash in the pan (LFITP) one minute and receiving news that LFITP has been awarded a lucrative new contract at his present venue.

Chris Peterson of Boise State was the most recent LFITP to have negotiated a contract extension to stay where he is. Nicely done, Peterson.

I have a strong feeling that some, if not all, of these NFL guys we’ve seen entering the fray have been using the Penn State job as a lever with their team’s front office.

The machinations and “leaks” have reached Favresque soap opera proportions. They’ll stop only when Joyner sexts a lewd photo of himself to Joan Rivers.

One rumor suggested that Tom Bradley was interviewed twice. Perhaps this is because with all the farting around waiting for some kind of results, Bradley will be the only viable candidate left by the time Joyner gets off the pot.

Has the committee started scouring the playgrounds for talented Pop Warner coaches yet? If they hurry up, they might be able to grab someone before cookies and milk!