The Turkey is channeling ancient Turks from Anatolia today. They were my ancesters, the Anatolia Turkeys. What’s that have to do with Penn State and the Nittany Lions? I don’t know. Never mind.

A few quickies for your waitin’ for 5:00 PSU perusin’ pleasure.

Former Nittany Lion linebacker LeVar Arrington says wait for the Freeh Report but he doesn’t hesitate to advance some theories of his own about the reasons behind the pre-report leaks.

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 A.Q. Shipley fans: He shaved his head again getting ready for the season. It’s hot out there!

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The initial court date has been set for Spanier vs. PSU, which as you recall represents Spanier’s request for his emails. The Argument on Preliminary Objections is scheduled for August 17 at the Centre County Courthouse.

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Deadspin.com chimes in with their ideas about the email leaks. Get a plumber!

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Penn State announced that 2011-12 was its second best fund raising year ever, with $208.7 million in donations.

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That’ll do it for now. We’ll get back together soon.